wekko

Justin Timberlake when he saw what officers put down as his race:

JAY Z SENT THE METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS

I hope clavicular dies

i ppured a 4 in the 4 its an 8 now... i just went to Gay town...

What's up guys it's me caleb i listen to mf doom kanye and tyler the creator here's my review of the new carti album basically it's just brainrot slop not really that good i'd give it an 8.9/10

another bladee / lean type beat

white people after saying your argument was a strawman fallacy

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When you're about to tug but you accidentally press cast to every single billboard in times square and the people of new york stop to see what you fapping to and you get so embarrassed you resolve to take your own life so you decide to get your affairs in order and as you're walking to walmart to buy the shotgun you're going to use and a bag of hot cheetos you see a homeless bro and you give bro money because he's cooked but in a Hughesesque type turn of events it turns out that the homeless guy is actually Elong Thrust the eccentric CEO of Xhamster and he tells you that Xhamster is now worth more than Google on account of your tug mishap and he gives you a position on the board of directors of the company with a salary in the mid 300 thousand range but you recently read an Atomic Habits type sigma book that gave you some sigma advice regarding knowing your worth so you turn down his offer but then he just laughs and says that was a test and he tells you he's actually resigning effective tomorrow and that you're going to be the next CEO of Xhamster so you decide not to take your own life but instead lead one of the top pornography distributors in the United States and you're so excited that you go home and pour all your synthetic opioids down the toilet

I am becoming more handsome with a new looksmaxxing app

@homestuckfan420 Don't they have stuff like that all day on ESPNews

tv at 3am is awesome bc theres always some shit like 2025 Extreme Archery Championship on ESPNews HD

@ithurtstowalk I've been on Chineseness for some time now and as always the rest of the world is way late

@wekko_ you were ahead of the game wrt chinese times in lives in songs

Why would you make art about stuff like being on the internet and not stuff we all do like having a drunk cig in Bushwick at a very Chinese time in my life. Fein. Fein. Fein. Fein, fein, fein.

OPEN SOURCE INSTAGRAM REELS

can we all just take a minute to appreciate how much better the Simpsons visuals look when they switched to HD

Why are my beat/lyric blocks always so nuclear like why can i not even think of a good singular word

Me: One two skip a few EIGHT HUNDRED BILLION Color commentator: Oh, man! This kid skips a few like it's nobody's business! Unbelievable. He has got to be one of the top counting prospects