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@TomadanB Apparently it should feel light and fluffy between the fingers. Aerated.

@wellllsh Just turned it last weekend

Make sure your compost is loose and open.

I’ve said too much. Where’s my knitting?

Some people listen to rock music and do drugs on a Friday night. Me? Small glass of rosè and Gardeners world.

@HoboMan977 Don’t make this uncouth. It’s wholesome. Your plants are your pets.

@wellllsh I believe that’s the title of his next book, “The Passion In My Trousers — Mindful Gardening with Monty Don.”

Please do not disturb me. I’m watching Monty Don.

A happy plant produces seeds that grow happy plants, people.

@HoboMan977 He’s so passionate.

What are you doing on Twitter? Get planting your seeds, people! (PLANT propagation tweet)

@goodboisweeneys @HoboMan977 Give him a picture book.

@HoboMan977 @wellllsh

On the wagon (where “wagon” = “wine”)

@goodboisweeneys @HoboMan977 “Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is laid out against the sky like a patient ether used upon a table” Do not get me started on Eliot.

@HoboMan977 @wellllsh I actually very much enjoy reading poetry (I am not gay) and have done since I was a sensitive young lad. I especially enjoy The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, as well as poetry of The Great War, i.e; "Dulce et Decorum est"

<— Scheming

At the zoo booing all the animals taking a nap.

@goodboisweeneys There are NO FLIES on me, DET. (poetry).

how I intend to spend the summer months once the blooms bud.

@BuggLandsBest It doesn’t mess with your insulin.

@wellllsh Very satisfying

Are pork rinds keto?

@BuggLandsBest Fat is the perfect snack!

@wellllsh Thank God! 😅

Alas! All that awaits me is the GRAVE!