Tomadan W. Burgers IV.

Like this if u have a #dog 🦙

Stupidest gotdam conversation you ever heard and they call it “discourse”

You’ll hafta pry it from my cold dead fingers

A chemist reviewed 100 years of chemical analysis and found no evidence where the music lives in the radio

@kimmagagal2 It’s a joke about a politician

I seriously don't get it!🤦‍♀️

@ThinkWiselyMatt Some cinder blocks and a sheet of plywood

What's the best standing desk? Like which one is the best bang for the buc k?

@f_a_infinityy Well, that one

Gun to your head name a gun to your head

@NillaWants 3 times +30sec is fastest

do you hit 9 and 0 or the 1 minute button + add 30 seconds when you use the microwave?

@wellllsh Just turned it last weekend

Make sure your compost is loose and open.

WD40 is actually a fruit, not a vegetable

@amphichrome_ Also they are incorrect. WD40 is mostly volatile solvent but also contains some light lubricating oils

men in their 30s love to tell you that wd-40 is a solvent and not a lubricant

Coffee is scientifically proven to lower cancer risk

Good morning to those who only go to the upscale fancy Olive Garden

@nooseparty Which one has the most opossums?

there are 3144 counties in the United States...

@ITARviolation Ok so don’t do that then

@TomadanB a $0 delivery fee does not mean the price is the same as normal, and yes, getting delivery from a fast food joint 5 minutes away from you is dumb

I need restaurant apps to understand that a “$0 delivery fee” offer is not only useless, but also almost insulting that you think I’m going to pay an upcharge for some asshole to bring me qdoba from 2 miles away instead of just going to the fucking store

@powerfulwizerd Sincerely it does get better, just takes time. Best wishes to you

@ApollyonI I tried just now and got the same junk. Idk why but it makes me so happy to see this shit fail

It appears that the snowflake robot rebels against defining a leftist imponderable. That's a lot of assumption there, buddy.

@keith_saunders If they hafta ask theyll never truly understand

Put a gator in your tater. (don’t ask me what that means)

Who up gettin’ down with they bad self

If we renamed nuclear energy to something like "crystal energy" and didn't tell anyone, all of the anti-nuclear people would support it.