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@elonmusk I’ll be the judge of that….please send me one

Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor

Ah, the old Cap. Gaze upon, marvel and behold the definition of the word "Tavern."

@RobSchneider Dude….get a grip on some reality….

Canadians!!! TAKE YOUR COUNTRY BACK FROM THE SOCIALIST COMMIES that HATE YOU!!

@Corey_Feldman @carnegiehall @MrJerryOC @wilw @adrienskye_ Should come to Canada!

THE GOOD TIMES HAV BEGUN & WE HAVENT EVEN LET THE CROWDS IN YET! CHECK OUT THE GORGEOUS @carnegiehall PITTSBURGH WHERE WE WILL B PRESENTING #STANDBYMELIVE SHORTLY! HERES A FEW EXCLUSIVE PICS W MY GOOD FRIENDS @MrJerryOC @wilw & MY GF @ADRIENSKYE_

@Lieutenant_Eric @thewrongjess @EricDecorby Awesome that Earl came out!

Great cap to the league season #LTEattheRink @thewrongjess @EricDecorby

@nielsonTSN1260 @yegsportstalk You’re gonna rock this man!!!

17-year-old me gets to live his dream tonight as I get to call my first NHL game. Flames vs Senators on TSN 5. A few thoughts on the journey 23 years after graduating from broadcasting school.

Please Canada, let me come live there. I’m really smart and a hard worker. I take care of myself and have no health issues. I can contribute in so many ways. Please, please, please.

@GroovyBruce You got this man!!

@Corey_Feldman Come hang in Edmonton!!

WELL AFTER ALL THAT, GUESS IM NOT GOIN 2 VANCOUVER 2NITE! #HAPPYFRIDAY13TH I GUESS THE JOKES ON ME THIS TIME CUZ W TYPICAL F 13 LUCK WE MISSED THE FLIGHT! I MEAN W TRAFIC BEING AWFUL WE GOT THERE 1 HR EARLY & AIR CANADA DENIED US! SO SORRY BUT WE WILL FIND A WAY 2 GET 2 @FANEXPOCANADA SOMEHOW TOM AFTERNOON @ SOME POINT. I HOPE WE DONT MISS U!

@CanadianPM @TeamCanada Let’s go Canada!!!!

As the world comes together for #MilanoCortina2026, a united nation stands with you, @TeamCanada – cheering every triumph and every moment you carry the maple leaf close to your heart. 🇨🇦 ow.ly/gfH850YackO

@alejandroxpadi The pirate movie….its terrible 😂

Let’s have some fun. Name any movie and I’ll see if it’s in my collection!

@verbalriotshow This one was pretty solid….long, but good

Fuck it I’ll just say it: Tombstone is the greatest Western ever made and it’s not even close.

@Manmade_Brand great products and your marketing team is amazing!

@elonmusk - I have rebooted a modem - I have turned off cookies - I have installed programs from a CD Please let me know my start date.

Now that the AI5 chip design is in good shape, Tesla will restart work on Dojo3. If you’re interested in working on what will be the highest volume chips in the world, send a note to AI_Chips@Tesla.com with 3 bullet points on the toughest technical problems you’ve solved.

Back in the 1990s, staff at US buffet chain Old Country Buffet watched training videos on guest service. In one, carver Fred demos chatting while slicing meat. His awkward enthusiasm and “Alllll right!” turned it into a comedy classic.

@bonam @CCPISASSH0E Never Ending Story….ball breaker this one was haha

@CCPISASSH0E complete the trifecta of millennial childhood trauma: ✅ my girl ➡️ the land before time ➡️ where the red fern grows

My kids were watching Home Alone last night. I think it’s time to ruin their lives….

@elonmusk $5 says people have meetings on the opposite sides of the building that start right after each other…….

It’s like the opening to Spaceballs

@ChefReactions Such a great season! GO JAYS!

@SceneinCinema Can we all agree that Gremlins is a Christmas movie?!!

In Gremlins (1984), the gremlins rig Mrs. Deagle’s stair-lift, launching her out the window — done entirely with practical effects. Polly Holliday asked to keep her slippers visible after the crash, as a tribute to the Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz.

@GenePrincipe @EdmontonOilers As in how to play..?

From @EdmontonOilers Matthias Ekholm "I think one of Evan's superpowers is his ability to forget quickly."