Simon Denny

@CL_Meadows 😂

Andy Burnham this morning

@rickygervais 😂

She’s taking fucking ages. I should’ve bought her a bigger broom.

@PhilMickelson A lot of us know that big Phil. But what can I do to stop swiping across the ball except stopping swiping across the ball?

This is the truth. When inflation goes up there is only one cause.

@jamierkennedy Get yourself to the South Wales triangle. Royal Porthcawl, @Southerndowngc and Pyle & Kenfig, Ranked 1, 2 and 3

New courses I ticked off in 2025: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Formby 🇦🇪 Jumeriah Golf Estates 🇦🇪 Emirates Golf Club 🇦🇪 Al Zorah 🇦🇪 Yas Acres 🇦🇪 Yas Links 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Lanark 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Covesea 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Cullen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Moray 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Boat of Garten 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hopeman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Spey Bay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Strathtay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Comrie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bamburgh Castle 🇮🇪 Ballyreagh 🇮🇪 Portstewart Town 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Newburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Royal Ashdown Forest 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Prince’s 🇺🇸 Seawane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Taymouth Castle 🇺🇸 Cabot Citrus Karoo 🇺🇸 Cabot Citrus Wedge 🇺🇸 Old Memorial 🇺🇸 TPC Tampa Bay 🇺🇸 Innisbrook Copperhead

@TaylorMadeGolf @McIlroyRory incomparable

One word to describe @McIlroyRory's 8-iron wear mark is ______. 🤔 #TeamTaylorMade

@Sir_NickFaldo @FaldoDesign @WorldGolfAwards That’s awesome! As if your legacy isn’t large enough. Can’t wait to play a Faldo designed golf course.

As we celebrate 25 years of Faldo Design, I am incredibly honoured to be named Golf Course Designer of the Year 2025 at the World Golf Awards. My sincere thanks to everyone who has supported my journey, from our brilliant partners to my passionate and highly skilled @FaldoDesign architects, engineers, and project managers who bring these designs to life. And a special thank you to the @WorldGolfAwards for this wonderful recognition. It’s an exciting time for us, with many diverse projects in the works or completed. 📌 Just completed: @qiddiya_en, Saudi Arabia, where we’re creating a truly visionary golf experience at the heart of a brand-new city. 📌 In the works: Ponta do Pargo, Madeira, a spectacular site that marks a bold new chapter for golf on the island. We are also excited for the diverse range of projects coming up in 2026, as we continue to seek to bring strategy, memorability, and lots of fun to the game of golf! I’m looking forward to sharing much more on each of these projects in the coming months. Thanks again! Sir Nick Faldo

@benonwine What for? Not sure there’s an apt one to choose? Arise Sir Cuntalot I guess works 😆

Should Ricky Gervais Receive a Knighthood?

@Sir_NickFaldo @brysondech I should read the comments 😆

@Sir_NickFaldo @brysondech What part of the world is this Sir Nick? Looks amazing to be fair

Very excited about this new cliff-top short par 4 I’m building! 💥 Going to need a special green for when @brysondech comes to visit! 😂

@Geniustechw The He-Man

What do you call this hair cut?

@oelma__ Simon

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@oelma__ Putting for birdie and coming off the green with a bogey 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@bakwasbandkrein Mastardon 🦕

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@MidwestGolfJake 16th green at sunset at @Southerndowngc in South Wales

What is the best golf photo you've taken in 2025? It's 38 with 20-30 mph winds this morning so I am daydreaming about my summer journeys. Here is mine:

@earthcurated Get the train back to Wales

You wake up in London, what’s the first thing you do?

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

@JeffEisenband @PGATOUR @DPWorldTour @RyderCupEurope I think he’d take it too. Legend

Luke Donald has been a World No. 1, won 5 @PGATOUR and 7 @DPWorldTour titles, was Player of the Year on both tours, played on 4 Ryder Cup teams (all wins) and won an NCAA Individual Championship. But ultimately, his legacy will likely be his leadership as Team Europe Captain.

@JasonSobelGolf It’s got to be @JustinRose99 turn! He’d be a great follow to the Don

I’ve got a wild idea for who Europe could get to captain this team in Ireland two years from now.

@WestwoodLee 😆

Can we all just agree, they paid the wrong team! #RyderCup2025 #OurTimeOurPlace 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

@Sir_NickFaldo Love your insights and showing us the different things. Ryder Cup is so well produced and presented it’s difficult to leave the sofa 😆 glad I had 18 earlier so at least I got my steps in. Go Europe 🏆

The sun is rising on Ryder Cup Saturday! The first two matches are crucial! 🇪🇺🇺🇸 #RyderCup