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Matchward demo is live! Tower defense + match 3 fusion. Go play and wishlist! store.steampowered.com/app/4290560/Ma…

@learning_yohei It’s been a few years since I’ve been in the States, but these are some of the best ribs in Indiana.

If you’re American, show me a steak you usually eat. If it’s huge, I’ll believe you’re really American🥰🇺🇸

@recognizedpatte @SeverusChud It says more about those that can’t.

@SeverusChud I’m surprised they’re able to learn it

A black in Japan speaking Japanese is not only one of the most uncanny shit I’ve seen, but displaying the same mannerisms and attitude they do across every other place on Earth despite the habitat is truly remarkable.

@Saint_Chevalier @rc51_nono_sp2 @MaroonKennedy

@wetworkstudio @rc51_nono_sp2 @MaroonKennedy Concentrated* or considerable* effort 🤝

本当によくわからないのだが、昨日まで1個歩兵大隊だった俺の日本人フォロワー達が寝て起きたら3個歩兵大隊のアメリカ人の増援に囲まれていた

In the end, they finally admitted he hurt his big toe.

I have several theories about Aonishiki’s dramatic downturn: - he let the nerves get to him (unlikely) - he was injured during training (he left early during a particular training camp) - he was told he wouldn’t be made yokuzuna this basho no matter how well he played. And he decided it wasn’t worth the effort.

@rc51_nono_sp2 @MaroonKennedy The American Way is, “Everything, All the Time”. How do you think we get so fat? That takes concerted effort.

@MaroonKennedy You guys have absolutely no sense of moderation! 😂😂😂

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アメリカのBBQが日本人を驚かせることができるなら、ステート・フェアは日本人を昏睡状態に陥れるだろう。

@glazkov_r @TheOnlyDSC Actually, the fire truck was given the go ahead by ATC. That was the initial mistake. Afterwards, they tried to tell the truck to stop but it was too late. Source: the ATC audio log

@TheOnlyDSC The plane was cleared to land. The bus had been told to wait by air traffic control and for some reason decided to ignore that.

No one: Literally not one person in history: Female pilots:

@vileTexan Also remove the cops.

Muslims, in Texas, are telling Texans to "go home" so they can peacefully discuss the Islamic takeover of Texas. And the police are siding with... the Muslims. Ban Islam from Texas.

@TheLaurenChen An air tight prison.

The people responsible for this belong in prison.

If Aonishiki wasn’t injured before, he might be now.

@10Snkrz @maxyourtest Yes, but he was already very sick and the doctor's assessment was he had too much blood. "Doctor, this morbidly obese man just had a stroke." "Give him a hamburger, he looks hungry."

@maxyourtest Isn’t this how George Washington died ?

New libidomaxxing method just dropped

Physically impossible. CPU will physically have to deal with one of the requests before the others, long before your code can decide. Same with the queue. Same with a database lock. Same with an update flag. Same with shards. One request will win the race before your code runs. A queue is the answer because it is a lot cheaper than a database call. Plus by the time you deal with the second request, you can empty the queue without further database access since you’ll know there are no other tickets available. Assuming all requests in the queue are for that same event. “But what about sharded databases?” If you’re sharing the ticketing data for a single location, you got a whole other set of problems. No venue in the world has more than 100,000 seats. You may have millions, even billions of requests for those tickets, but there aren’t going to be billions or even millions of tickets for any event where humans physically congregate. So the issue is dealing with the requests not the asset.

@TakeYourPhysic @straceX how do you order people within the queue when they all requested at the exact same time?

Interviewer: There is exactly ONE concert ticket left. 10,000 fans click 'Buy' at the exact same millisecond. How do you guarantee only one person gets it without crashing the database?

@allgarbled border-radius: 1em; border-left: 1em purple solid;

I don’t know what you call them, but these little side tabs are like the emdash of vibe coded UIs

@tragicbirdapp Whe the bird drops his stick

bro got offline raided

@schiz04renic "Since I'm busy right now, I'm offended that you aren't."

women actually genuinely unironically biologically hate seeing a man relax

@303SnowWolf 20 years ago punk musicians wouldn't push government talking points either.

The Linux community of 20 years ago would've taken one look at AB 1043 and pushed an update that limited the network speed of every machine in California to 1 kbps until it was repealed.

@vxunderground Certain developers scanning the sacred texts on how Rust would fix this.

Chat, all hell has broken loose in the Linux community. Linux nerds are discussing how they'd implement age verification at the OS level (if need be to comply with laws). Linux nerds are having a psychiatric meltdown. The nerds are revolting.