WHALE MOUTH COMEDIAN

Bobrisky is pregnant? Our mother is truly a good man

@Uno_009 Akpabio in 2006 ?

In 2006, the then EFCC Chairman Nuhu Ribadu came before the Nigerian Senate and listed 5 most corrupt governors. They include: 1. Orji Kalu, Abia State 2. Ahmed Bola Tinubu, Lagos State 3. Ahmed Sani yerima, Zamfara State 4 . God'swill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State On EFCC watch list 5. George Akume, Benue State 6. Chimaroke Nnamani, Enugu State Today, in 2026, 20 years after. 1. Orji Kalu = Senator 2. Bola Ahmed Tinubu = President 3. Ahmed Sani Yerima = Senator 4. George Akume = Senator now Appointed by Tinubu as SGF. 5. God'swill Akpabio now Senate President* 6. Chimaroke = Senator 7. The then EFCC Chairman Nuhu Ribadu, who made the list, is now Tinubu's National Security Adviser with those he alleged as worst criminals Same people, Same circle. Youths are still leaders of tomorrow —if they explain Nigeria to you and you understand, then your own brain needs to be under studies.

@beri_grizou Enter UK club go buy am for £32 na 😂😂😂😂.

Tunde Perry calls out Nigerian alcohol vendors for selling fake drinks at outrageous prices. Wines they sell at just £32 in the Uk are being sold for ₦300k+ in naija. The Don Julio they sell at ₦1M+ in Nigeria cost just £120 in the UK😳🙆‍♂️💔

Selective outrage

The funniest Police comedy series on YouTube youtu.be/PzhZ3-BeBz0?si…

The funniest Police Series on YouTube 😂😂😂😂😂😂 youtu.be/PzhZ3-BeBz0?si…

@_onlyscott Gareth Bale

Guess the Goalscorer Level: HARD

Dear Atiku, this Arsenal victory after 22 years is not for your motivation oh 😂

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@DOlusegun @jidejimi Highest form of gaslighting

"Tinubu didn't start whining or crying, or saying I'm the National Leader, see what you are doing to me...he said just allow me to contest in a free and fair primary, if I'm defeated I will accept it. "He went to prove his capacity in eagles square, he went into the primaries and defeated everybody" - ADC chieftain Kenneth Okonkwo hails President Tinubu.

@jrnaib2 Make what go viral, did Nigeria get her independence in 1999 ?

Make it go viral.

@aonanuga1956 So you are having sleepless nights about a small party 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

Like ADC, the NDC has no plan for Nigeria yet Out of sheer curiosity, I have twice in the last few days googled the website of the Nigeria Democratic Party (NDC), the party that the political wanderer Peter Obi and his ally, Rabiu Kwankwaso, sought shelter in after abandoning the ADC midstream. I was interested in the party’s manifesto and whether it has enunciated a markedly different vision for the governance of Nigeria, one better than President Tinubu's and the APC’s Renewed Hope Agenda. I was disappointed. Even though the site invited visitors to click on its manifesto to read it, the result was negative. “No document found" was the response I got each time I tried to download the manifesto. The party whose national leader, Senator Seriake Dickson, said would wage an ideological battle in the 2027 poll has not uploaded any manifesto since it was court-registered in February. What it flaunts are six policy nuggets that it characterised as pillars. However, the nuggets don’t read like pillars. They sound more like the platitudes the party’s newest catch, Peter Obi, has bombarded the nation with in the last six years. Senator Dickson, I look forward to your vision and mission for Nigeria, as your party appears to be the camp for the politically displaced and desperate.

The prodigal son story in the Bible is not complete. Hear the full story. 😂😂😂

@Jennnyyyyyy 13kg

What is the weight of Wolf? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉

@Big_marvis Infrastructure yet they are borrowing for same infrastructure? How do you guys even come up with these defense self ?

I listened to Rufai Oseni this morning and my fear of poor public discourse was confirmed again. Nigerians ask questions that make one angry instantly. Oseni was surprised just as I was that the fuel price went up again. It will be a terrible lie if Oseni claimed he didn't know why the price rose. The war in Iran. The specific question Oseni was asking was why government couldn't use the gains of fuel subsidy removal to cushion the effect of the pain. Oseni seemed not to understand the whole gist. Fuel supply removal expanded the government ability to spend more on infrastructure. Then my question. How does Oseni want the palliatives to come? If government gives out rice, you would say it is a bribe and that Nigeria should have passed that level? For the benefit of the doubt, Oseni should tell us how to ease the pain of the present rise in fuel price. His friends can help him too. If they are in the position of the President, how would they have done that? @ruffydfire

@AbuZeenah_ Raheem Sterling

Guess The Player ? Level__100% Impossible

@ishaqsamaila5 @teejaybaba But he took over from himself sir 😂

“Let’s be honest—Nigeria’s economy was already collapsing before Tinubu took over. Today’s reforms are tough, but necessary to fix years of damage. Leadership isn’t about comfort—it’s about courage.” —V.PShettima** I

@iamnasboi U don finally agree 😂

Be like Mancity go carry this league 😭

@sodiqOakinyemi @HarmlessHQ No. 2 is my boy Tennyson Olisa who is just 24 yr old.

@HarmlessHQ You won't believe the weyrey isn't even in the top 100 in Nigeria oooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭...with his soakaway behaviour!

Has never participated in any international chess tournament. Has never been a grandmaster. Has never produced a student that competed at global level. Is not in the list of 100 best chess players in Africa. Is not in the list of 1000 best chess players in the world. Just a few wins against homeless kids in the outskirts of Lagos and well starched kaftan.

@aonanuga1956 Source IMF 😂😂😂🤣😂😂

See where our country is on the African GDP-PPP scale. Yet some opposition politicians will tell their gullible followers that our country has not made progress since 2023.

@Big_marvis Well done Ozark 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Yahaya Bello who was seen as a devil in Kogi state built two universities from scratch. He resisted all the plans of the state university VC to increase the school tuition fee under his watch. He banned ASUU out of KSU in 2017 and 4 years course has been 4 years since then He secured Kogi state from all forms of banditry and also shielded the state during COVID19 without locking down the state. He built many primary healthcares The only problem he had was non payment of workers salary. If in the future he contests for the president and a failure like Obi is also on the ballot, please vote for Yahaya Bello instead