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Phoenix, AZ Katılım Mart 2012
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*Me waking up out of cryo sleep* Scientist: Welcome back, let us get you some clothes. Me noticing every person is wearing cargo shorts: Is this really the future? Scientist: yes, you might have a little trouble adjusting Me through tears of happiness: I’ll be just fine friend
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This is what we get for having a circus act as the halftime show
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If we remove all the children from the arena Avdija will stop shooting
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Snagged some last minute tickets to the @Suns game tonight, Suns have not lost a tournament game while I am in attendance so I plan on that streak continuing
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Portland is on fire from the three, this is wild
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Michael Walchalk@MichaelWalchalk·
One of the coolest and craziest coincidences happened today, my cousin posted that one of our family members played professional baseball back in the day (I wasn’t aware) and it turns out he played with my girlfriend’s dad for three years and they were good friends!
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@KahliefAdams Have you tried Avowed? Sorry if I missed the review. I’ve been thinking of snagging it on ps5
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Kahlief Adams@KahliefAdams·
Hyped to try Starfield on PS5 tomorrow, did review code go out yet?
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In a weird way, a Republican president saying praise allah is the most woke thing that’s ever happened
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prieto@Aurelio1869·
"Who's Druski?" "Not funny at all!"
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Had to explain to a barbershop who OutKast was. Father time really does just pass you by and you don’t even notice
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The family sitting at dinner. My 2.5 year old - “bitch”
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Kate
Kate@Katiemoneygrabz·
Non sports people can laugh all they want but they’ll NEVER understand what it feels like to chop it up with the boys and talk ball. 🏀 Dante & Danny & me have never been closer ❤️ What it’s all about. #ExperianBoostOrBust Go @BarstoolUSU BIG BLUE 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤🏀🏀🏀🏀
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