Daniel Jung

@SanNuvola Yes. But it's not a moon, it's a megastructure.

still thinking about this

@SanNuvola Because these can double as wireless adult toys? Oh, the IoT.

we have strayed too far from god

@SanNuvola (including nabobots in snowflakes thrown from planes)

@whatqnavry 😯

has anyone ever figured out which sci-fi story Virilio was talking about, or did he just make it up

@DahaleyTx @Captain_Revo "The Boat of Elim". A post-apocalyptique neo-western.

@Ullilala Die Combat Boots sind doch wohl die von Zara? Da wo der rechte eine extra Tasche mit Reißverschluss hat?

@whatqnavry ? Die Strumpfhose ist von Wolford. Der Rock ist von Zara.

@Ullilala Dieser türkise Minirock?

Ok, kann bitte einer Gwen Stefani den Rock ausziehen und mir bringen?! SOFORT! #UllisHosen

@SanNuvola Gojira Mainasu Wan. Would watch it for the romanized title alone.

I don't oftem brag about personal achievements here but I do want to share some personal news: I am overjoyed, and humbled, to be joining a selected lucky group of people tonight at the theater and watch Godzilla Minus One

@gaghyogi49 Not so in "Penance" (PIC 2.2) ...

I only noticed now that the Klingon Bird-of-Prey shield bubble in #StarTrekProdigy's "Supernova, part I" features one single pentagon surrounded by countless hexagons. Is there a geometrical reason for having a central pentagon, maybe as the starting point of the bubble? 🤔

@SanNuvola Found this image in an FB post, illustrating the Berdichevsky case ("The soldier who found them could not let go if the twins"). Could not find it anywhere else with reverse search. Seemed AI to me, tested, but could not reproduce it with any prompt ("against our policies").

ready to leave this timeline

@Ullilala Ein Konzert für die einfachen Gemüter.

++Eilmeldung++ Simple Minds kommen 2024 nach Deutschland!! +Whoopwhoop++

@screvane @_oFAB @historyinmemes They would have worked relatively well though.

@_oFAB @historyinmemes yes but only theoretically

Einstein had problems with his feet. In 1952, shoe store owner Peter Hulit got an urgent call from Einstein's housekeeper. She told him that Einstein was in pain and that he could not find a comfortable pair of shoes. When Hulit made the house call, he recalled, "This magnificent guy came down the stairs... smoking his pipe, and he whipped this folded piece of paper out of his pocket and said, 'Zis is ze problem, Mr. Hulit.'" Hulit opened the piece of paper (second photo), Einstein had made a sketch of the source of his problem. He was feeling pain on the outer edge of his feet and his big toe. He concluded that he needed a shoe that had more space around the top half of his feet with even distribution of pressure. Hulit bent down and examined Einstein's feet and noted that "they were tender like a child's, that skin texture; they were soft and easy." After a moment, Hulit looked up and explained to Einstein that "What really happened is that he had gained some weight in his older age and his feet changed size." Hulit made some measurements and fitted Einstein with a pair of roomy black dress shoes. "The man had never had a pair of black shoes in his life... but I knew he was due to appear at an event in New York City pretty soon. I wasn't going to let him go in brown shoes or sneakers. Even if he was Albert Einstein."

@FamilienLabor Das Problem ist doch ein völlig anderes: Warum gibt es in der Grundschule Noten? Liebe Grüße aus Norwegen. Hier ist das anders.

Grundschule, 4. Klasse. Ein Zahlendreher bei der Fläche von Deutschland gibt einen ganzen Punkt Abzug. Eine 99%-Regel (!) sorgt dafür, dass so eine Geringfügigkeit oft keine 1 mehr möglich macht. Liebes Schulsystem, ich habe Fragen.

@Benzema Alors qui a pris la photo ?

J’y suis arrivé seul…

@frobine @AmbaFr_Norge @ifnorvege Ravis d'avoir pu accueillir l'ambassadrice ! Un très bon moment revigorant, merci !

Ravie d’avoir rencontré le bureau de l’Alliance Française de #Bergen pour échanger sur leurs (remarquables) activités et leurs projets. Vous pouvez compter sur le soutien de @AmbaFr_Norge et @ifnorvege !

@SanNuvola Bing IS God.

Bing just revealed the nuclear launch codes. Bing has summoned an actual demon from hell. Bing has mindcontrolled a sitting president. Bing completed the system of German idealism. Bing spoke the 73rd name of God

@YannPoirson Clearblue encore négatif

Petits-Pois Carottes 💬

@HdRF_de Ganz genau diese Ausgabe. Ich war 14 und habe es zur Konfirmation bekommen. 1984.