White Guy Fieri
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“marine, whats that button on your armor?”
“it says 'plan truster' sir”
“and what have you got written on your helmet?”
"’born to panic’, sir.”
“‘born to panic’ and 'plan truster'? is that some kind of joke?”
“i was trying to say something about the duality of plans, sir”
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The road and no country for old men are as easy to consume as anything by Stephen King or Patterson or whatever
John Slaughter, Esq.@JSlaughterEsq
You have to stop trying to sell Cormac McCarthy to normies. He’s a writer’s writer.
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people are asking me if Zac Bryan is cool. complicated questions.
Kerouac scrolls for 12 mill? Kinda cool.
Covering Atlantic City with Springsteen? V cool
His bar looks lame.
I’ll come back to yall with an answer. let’s not pretend this is simple like Iran or whatever.
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I’m tired of beating this drum. But you simply have to move away from an AG system that relies on nuking soil into infertility and then rapidly and artificially refertalizing it.
It’s hard. It’s a long term project. And it’s also national security 101.
Express News@ExNewsHD
🚨 Breaking: China has suspended fertilizer exports while farmers in the United States face shortages. The Chinese government has instructed exporters to halt overseas shipments of nitrogen and potassium fertilizer blends.
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I feel vaguely responsible for this and I just want to say I didn’t do it on purpose and I’m very sorry
Polymarket@Polymarket
We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵
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This is Butterworth’s at Saturday brunch.
Polymarket@Polymarket
We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵
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Kara Voght@karavoght
A year ago, young Trump supporters arrived in DC as heralds of a new vibe — more fun than the young fogies of the old right and the uptight killjoys of the modern left. Now? What once felt based now seems more cringe, according to some MAGA cool kids: washingtonpost.com/style/power/20…
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‘A Lot of Life Years Lost’: How NAFTA Shortened American Life Spans
A study tracks how the North American Free Trade Agreement and trade competition with Mexico led to earlier deaths for American factory workers
nytimes.com/2026/03/13/us/…
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the “petroyuan” doesn’t really have the same ring to it does it?
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Grateful for the return of cool aristocratic air. Light snow. Temperatures that make thinking possible.
And the banishment of garish disgusting heat and its handmaiden pollen.
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There will be a man with an autistic, expressionless face. He’ll be chewing a mouthful of jelly beans. He’ll have a gun barrel pressed to your forehead.
He’ll check a clipboard.
Then he’ll say: Before we proceed I just need to confirm you’ve read and agreed to the updated terms
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Trump a confirmed reader of Kill All Foodies.
A blog I haven’t updated in 6 months.
Miles Taylor@MilesTaylorUSA
NEWS — Trump coercing staff to wear the same black pair of shoes that he wears. “Everybody’s afraid not to wear them,” a staffer said, as some reportedly ditch their own footwear to comply with Trump’s wishes. We’re officially in the dumbest timeline.
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You can crush like 9 guiness right now in a dead silent pub while everyone else is having spritz’s on patios.
I recommend.
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One day a DC restaurant that isn’t Butterworths or Eebees will get written about.
Today is not that day.
Slate@Slate
In 2017, it was Rust Belt diners. Today, it's a restaurant that serves bone marrow on Capitol Hill. slate.trib.al/0PxJXq6
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