William G Farmer

I light this candle in my wife's memory. I place the ribbons for all the people battling cancer over Christmas. I miss you Glenda and love you the most.

@GretchenPSmith You're way to smart and pretty not to find someone who will meet your energy.

Who thinks I will find love again?!?

@turtledumplin What no corn salsa?

Tacossss 😋

@turtledumplin Are sure they are whole kernels and not hollow inside? Have you picked one out and tested? HAG

How is it that you CHEW corn but you poop out whole kernels?

@GretchenPSmith Good luck...

I am sitting at the DMV in Burnsville NC. There is one staff member. She just left to do a road test. I guess I am going to be here a while🥴I need to get a NC Driver’s License. waiting in my car listening to music…

@turtledumplin Fuzz on a HAG is like shag on a carpet...

Everyone take a moment and admire my fuzzy shoes.

@turtledumplin Thought HAGs ate raw sheep guts

Great weather for some grilling

@turtledumplin Moving??? Did you get a new HAG station wagon ¿

Trying out the new ninja grounds and pod coffee maker. Which I wasn’t supposed to unbox till we moved but I couldn’t wait.

@turtledumplin HAG county school bus... strawberry flavored windows

Lmfao I see brisket back’s ride dumped her into my TL. Right on queue.

@turtledumplin Hag grub...

It’s time for quesabirria tacos

@truth_teller58 Who set the camera up... staged

@turtledumplin Can a HAG get that far off the ground without their walker... you know yous is old

My chattakewchie could never ..

@turtledumplin Hag's eat bugs for protein..

My dinner will be some bok choy fried in olive oil, oyster sauce, soy sauce and garlic. Make sure to wash the bugs out 😆

@turtledumplin Thought HAG's laid eggs and hatched

Throwback to when I was 8 months pregnant. Went into labor at 3am after this pic was taken 😅

@Rainmaker1973 Yea... and because you didn't retreat the park service destroyed the animal.

An elk's mating season took a wild turn when this photographer got up close and personal.

@sexysportslover The Traeger works great but I have an Oklahoma Joe that has a fire box that you have to feed but I like the amount of smoke it puts out

I’m building an outdoor kitchen and I want to get a smoker I already have a Weber grill and a blackstone so I don’t need anything too crazy but looking for recommendations drop them here please

@turtledumplin HAG booger rakes...

💅 they need to be filed sharp af

@@turtledumplin Check out Will Power ☯️'s video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTkDwpHUS/

@GretchenPSmith Hanging in Waynesville

What are you doing tonight?!!

@GretchenPSmith Burnsville is kinda small... I drive through there alot making hauls in my dumptruck

There is not one single, attractive Alpha man my age in Burnsville NC. Not one. Good grief🤦🏼‍♀️They are either married, gay, no teeth/heavy/uneducated/homely. NOT ONE.

@turtledumplin I ask my grandmother for some of her coffee when I was a kid and she said you're not old enough... so im not old enough for coffee

Good morning, another day of shenanigans and fuckery so I brought coffee for everyone.