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Life is short. Hug your loved ones close. 🫂

@henri_fjord @TWEETnElvis Oh god that man is so creepy! As if possessed. 🤔

And they’re both MAGA.

@xevekiah @euphemey Keep it separate. Or a large proportion of it. Would he share if it was his inheritance?

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 33 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do?

@BenStiller Yes it is!

One of the best movies ever.

@TheGeorgePu Same with streaming music. No hard copy. Sad but true. Providers can hike prices at their leisure and there’s diddly squat that you can do. Probably buried in the very, very small print.

My old Kindle still works perfectly. Probably the highest ROI purchase I've ever made. Amazon just killed every Kindle made before 2012. No store access. No downloads. Factory reset and it's a brick. You bought the device. You bought the books. Turns out you were renting both.

@Glastomichelle Deer: is that… no can’t be… is that the famous Michelle, the photographer?? Wow! Day made. 😁

I was excited to spot this deer a few moments ago on my morning walk in Glastonbury. We both just stood and watched each other for a little while before it ambled off.

@SandyofCthulhu I loved the photo of her with the axe. That’s a good enough reason to remain married 😁 Lovely story.

My love story. I first met this girl when we were both 11 years old. She lived around the corner. We belonged to the same church, and went to the same schools, and shared a few classes. We were emphatically NOT any kind of a thing and didn't go out. Our little sisters were best friends of each other though. She dated my best friend for a while in high school, and he crushed pretty hard on her. He was constantly telling me about what a sweet girl she was. One day he went over to her house while she was mowing the lawn. Did he offer to mow it for her? No. He just talked to her while she kept mowing. When I was 19, I had a dream in which I was married to her, which I thought odd, because though she was cute, I'd never dated nor even flirted with her. She was short, wiry, athletic, and fun to play flag football with. At the age of 19, I finally asked her out. We dated twice, and both dates were kind of disastrous. 1/3

Anyone else having issues with the mute option. As in it doesn’t work???

@EscapedHere I came along to check on you as I hadn’t seen you on my timeline for a couple of days. X

I’m just seeing replies from 72 hours ago. I’m not ignoring anyone

@OurShallowState Will see what I can do to help.

@whithernow Yes. It should work from either link. I've seen Canada and UK and Australia for sure.

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@MAGACult2 That man is taking a leaf out of Johnson’s playbook. “I know nothing…”

MAGA, start learning the details.

@nic_carter @EFF Nic are you being serious? Surely not.

no one on the planet has done more for digital inclusion than Elon Musk. X is the only remaining social platform committed to free speech. like it or not, Starlink is the biggest pro digital access technology in human history. it will bring hundreds of millions or billions of people online, who lacked internet. throwing a hissy fit will never change those facts.

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵(1/5)

@bourscheid @TencicFred

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is seriously considering excommunicating Vice President JD Vance from the Catholic Church.

@TheStingisBack Also the switch from right hand to left when he’s dialling.

All the President’s Men turns 50 today. This famous “six‑minute shot” is a masterclass in phone acting and pure technical nerve. Director Alan J. Pakula and cinematographer Gordon Willis pull off a single, unbroken slow zoom: from a wide, humming newsroom to a tight close-up on Redford. No cuts. No safety net. Tension builds in real time. Redford carries it with typical quiet confidence. Six minutes of note-taking and talking into a phone, no flashy “Oscar clip.” He even flubs a name (“McGregor” for “Dahlberg”), corrects himself naturally, and Pakula keeps it because it feels authentic. The background is part of the story. As Woodward hones in on his phone call, everyone behind him huddles around a TV watching Senator Tom Eagleton resign. The contrast is deliberate: they chase the “obvious” headline, while the camera drifts past them to Woodward, and the real story. To hold Redford and the busy background in focus early on, they used a split‑diopter lens, then had to ease it out as the camera moves in. A technical tightrope. The timing of both actor and cinematographer is spot on. As Woodward closes in on the truth, the world literally falls away: the newsroom blurs, the noise fades, and we lock into his obsession. It’s one of cinema’s great moments: Redford doing almost nothing—and somehow everything at the same time. What makes this shot brilliant is the contrast it carves between Redford and the newsroom around him. The visual language does the talking: he’s locked in, disciplined, driven, all focus and fire. He stands apart because the work matters more than anything else.

@JesusChryslerII @ThePhDDoctor1 O M G!!

NEW SHOW TUNE - That War That Was Not A War Secretary of War Pete Hegseth celebrates victory in the war... that wasn't a war.

Fabulous !!!

@CS11__ Am I detecting just the teeniest bit of sarcasm here? 😁 I agree with you on this of course .

Props to Jason Statham for really stepping out of his comfort zone with this one

@TSLAMark @Mlu__N2 Mark why don’t you just go away? God help any woman who ends up with you.

@Mlu__N2 Bro, communicate with your husband, understand his needs, and go to the gym! If you are normal instead of fat, he will like you more. Stop whining and start doing something to improve your life. Take accountability for your bad food and lifestyle choices

You can hear the pain in her voice… no one deserves that.

@Old_But_Gold50s I saw him in Budapest some years before that. He was magnificent.

The world witnessed a legend one last time. 🌟🎤 At the #Turin2006 Opening Ceremony, Luciano Pavarotti gave his final public performance. Every note carried decades of mastery, every phrase shone with the warmth and joy only he could give. It was a lifetime of opera distilled into one unforgettable moment. The stadium, the cameras, the global audience… all felt the weight and magic of history in real time. This was more than a performance. It was a farewell, a celebration, and a reminder that true artistry never fades. #Pavarotti #OperaLegend #WinterOlympics #IconicMoments

@ThatEricAlper @swiftstory Oh gosh yes!!!

I bet you remember playing this during school breaks