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@case_uhdilla lmao girl youd die at how im livin these days

@whititandquitit You stress me out

just accidentally closed my 3 month long 15 tab internet explorer.. morale is low

idk how many weeks pregnant i am but im about to throw out everything i own so i think that means soon

you’re telling me there were “shots fired” but they’re good now and are going to finish the dinner… throw me a fucking bone

can someone buy me the hungry caterpillar dior sweatshirt please

if there’s one reel I’m stopping to watch all the way through every time it’s a crawfish boil set up

@ old navy kinda fucked up I can’t use my super cash on maternity clothing?????????

it’s crazy how everyone’s like no he definitely wouldn’t post himself depicted as god meanwhile you’re praying over him and sending out memos to the armed forces calling this a religious movement and he’s our savior???????????????

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

@_sorrengailll great question! a few different reasons for this but mainly the recycled water would not cool the equipment efficiently

It’s been many months and I’m still trying to figure out WHY TF AI DATA CENTERS NEED FRESH WATER?!?!?!?! NOT USED, NOT RECYCLED?!?! FRESH??????

@Andy Amanda- do you still wear your Cartier watch/will you be returning it and or your rings to help pay lover boys debt and atone for your sins West- thanks a lot now i have to cross your name off the potential baby name list

My team is getting ready for THE SUMMER HOUSE REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

on record neither of these two Alex girls are exceptionally beautiful and so i am begging people to stop acting like they are

@Riley_Gaines_ hahhahaha you loser

I love the President and I'm so grateful he's in the Oval Office. Of course, I'll continue to support him and the America First agenda. At the end of the day, I do nothing for the approval of man. Our purpose on this earth is to glorify Him in all we do. The truth social post missed the mark. It's now deleted. Amazing! We're imperfect people. I know I am. I don't get my feelings hurt easy and I know with the President it's really not personal. I want to spend eternity in a real place called Heaven. I'd love for Trump to be there too. Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. I'll keep doing my part by speaking truth & doing my best to lead others to Christ. (and no, I won't be selling merch with his insults on them hahaha)

every dog has its day!!!!!!!!!!

s/o to my dead dads loyalty numbers still working

I HAVE THE SHOPPIES!!!!!

@TheDroneWarrior @NASA hey brett i could probably guess by your profile picture that physics and chemistry aren’t your thing.. but if they handle this portion of the recovery incorrectly people die of hydrazine poisoning also fysa the DOW is running this recovery mission you fucking moron

Dear @NASA , your recovery team and response time for the downed Artemis 2 astronauts is terrible. Please call the DoW teams who recovered the downed airmen in Iran next time to handle, they got the job done. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 #nasa #artemis

if you want to know the worst girl ick it’s when you get your nails done and 6 hours later hate the for a minuscule detail that no one else would notice

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

my mom asked last night why no one had done it yet and i said they were waiting for something big.. i was thinking July 4th but Easter Sunday would be a close second