wesley

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wesley

@whoffs

Hates being scared-watches a lot of horror movies ° Always searching for my next chocolate chip cookie ° Part time vegetarian ° Full time eye roller ° she/her

Katılım Mart 2012

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brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️@tessiesbestie·1d

i think opening day is so fun because you’re filled with hope and anticipation and then the first player in your starting nine strikes out and you get to go “sell the team” it’s a perfect encapsulation of the spectrum of human emotion

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It's Brewers opening day so mentally preparing myself for the roller coaster that is baseball in this city

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@hudtopia

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ley 🪲🍎⭐️@hudtopia·1d

opening up my google docs to begin chapter two of my gladiator au

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It'd be nice to not dread going to work 60% of the week

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pickle no good@catboyhumper·2d

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

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@hudtopia I cannot tell you how excited I am for this

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ley 🪲🍎⭐️@hudtopia·2d

OK!! the first chapter (if people want a series) is up!! be SO fucking nice to me please or i will kill myself!!! archiveofourown.org/works/81820101

ley 🪲🍎⭐️@hudtopia

putting my degrees to work by writing a stupidly historically accurate hollanov gladiator au where ilya, who has famously never taken his helmet off in the arena before, sees the emperor’s son shane and removes it to ask for his favor by kissing the top of his hand.

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@hollernov Thank you I 💜 u

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rin@hollernov·2d

Hiii!!! Chapter 4 is up! Please enjoy and love it!! Leave lots of comments and please let me know what you think. Thank you for being patient :))) archiveofourown.org/works/80807476…

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@hollernov @ShantBPerceived Publish publish publish

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rin@hollernov·3d

@ShantBPerceived I AM beyond excited for you guys to read it😭😭😭 I’m 🤏🏽 close to saying fuck it and publish it with 13k words but it won’t set us up for the full angst in chapter 5

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Ohhh, because now Ilya wants to feel guilty for getting with a 19-year-old rookie as the head coach??? OHHHHHH OKAYYYYYY okaayyyy budddyyyyy

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@hollernov The scream I scrumpt.

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rin@hollernov·3d

I was looking back at this part of chapter 3 and wowwwwww Ilya ….. 😭😭😭😭 idk if I can redeem you bro

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Tride@TriDeapthBear·3d

I like the "agriculture uses way more water than ai" argument because it implies that asking grok to put someone in a bikini is just as important as literally eating food

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even🏒@suckerforsainz·4d

the nhl schedule is so weird cos why is the ONE SINGLE game tomorrow and then on tuesday there’s FIFTEEN games

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The Cupitals@TheCupitals·6d

I audibly yelled when he did this. This kid is so fucking nails it isn’t even funny. Total culture-changing guy. Him and Leonard are going to terrorize this league together.

B/R Open Ice@BR_OpenIce

he really did

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@5arah_bellum I always pick on geographic bias I have and an affinity for Jesuit schools

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Sarah@5arah_bellum·19 Mar

Was asked to join a March Madness bracket (lol I know I was shocked also) and chose entirely based on where I went to school / faculty/staff/grad students at those schools and vibes. Final is Vermont vs Iowa State you heard it here first.

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