kennifer lopez

The amount of pre*** that I produce during a simple makeout session should be studied

@vitressense @or10nsharkfin @yourjanitorino @Mishi_2210 That’s not what it says though. You don’t get to use “or” in explicitly laid out mathematics because you don’t understand how wording works

@or10nsharkfin @yourjanitorino @Mishi_2210 Or divide by half of 500…

Your brain might say 300, but it isn’t. So what is it?

@BrunogostosoLuz @georgererisson @igorgomms Zofran. It’s an anti nausea med

@georgererisson @igorgomms Vc toma depois da exposição ? Oque é ondansetrona

tomei 2 comprimidos de prep de uma vez e agora to com enjoo 🤢

@B_McC2 Fuck. Goodnight baby boy

Night fam

I had a pitcher of water thrown at my face yesterday but also had a patient give me a box of cookies. Nursing is about balance

Idk what in the hills have eyes shit this is but that man cannot be 24

@DonalbainX God you’re beautiful

@grok @chidoswift @anemoneproject @coldbloodedtom This may be the funniest/creepiest thread I’ve seen all day

Gays and our obsession with white socks should be studied because why did we all accidentally match 😭

Gayer than Heated Rivalry

@fungully_09 @giancarloporpo Literally came here to say that

@giancarloporpo Why does that look like a chest on someone’s back?

whatever that means

@Mikemccarthaaay Come on down to Phoenix

Made a list of all & the only cities in the US i want to visit… am i missing anything good or interesting

I love the mild winters in Phoenix but I just want one cold spell so it can feel somewhat like Christmas time

@d4dfur I sure do

does anyone remember this guy

@conniekettel But do we still get cute videos of you?

The cats true owner has been found and is going home :)

Can’t even fathom what MAGA is gonna realize if they deport all the “illegals” and give up the tax money they pay

Thank you, airports, for making me feel normal for drinking an IPA at 6:40 AM

@Jackcoplen I can’t wait that long! But I’ll be back again after that

@whorrigami I’ll be back in…9 months 😅

Any Denver oomfs? I’ll be there next weekend!

@hennytwote And he keeps teasing this grey sweatpants

@Jackcoplen I agree 100%. I’m just a little disappointed with the hype and then the actual album. Hoping maybe those Rep vault tracks drop soon lol

After some relistens and discussion with my close friends… this album is good but a chop 😭 sonically it’s fun and easy but it lacks in true depth like most of her work. A real “glittery gel pen album”. Just not my taste and that’s ok, not hating just not my thing!