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the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

listen I hate wealth hoarding and the rich, but the LOOKS I would’ve been serving if I were born into an upper east side family?????!!!!!!!

bought tickets for opening night brand new day today & am legitimately itching at the idea of seeing the odyssey on a whim tonight

@Americanus63136 @John94925348620 well there’s the answer for what “moderate” means lmao, looks and sounds like she dodged a bullet.

@John94925348620 anyone got the faggot alert gif with the dog?

liberal women on Hinge are such miserable people man

@kestenc my mom and I went in 100% blind and I will also never forget it

@whosdev_ That’s so real 😭 throwback to seeing this on a whim, not knowing anything about it past the title and leaving that theater with my whole life changed

@whosdev_ happy 10 years of misery

@kestenc it’s my misandrist tweets that really bring the people together

@whosdev_ Look at you!!

@crossroads44880 the dichotomy of being the ick giver and the ick receiver

@whosdev_ Im both of these ppl and its ruining my life

this is how I wind up feeling literally every time I try dating again lmao

@bcmommysaysso @ALI333N_ I have never gone to a man’s house for a first date lmao, I do not want to die

@ALI333N_ @whosdev_ Ur first mistake was going to his house for the first date

feeling #schizophrenic because it genuinely feels like the government cut so much food regulation to get the ball rolling on depopulation and now everyone is shitting their brains out from produce :) that’s just me tho :)

IM SEATEDDDDDDD

this state is so pretty, I’m so happy I was displaced here in my youth

the most devin color palette to ever exist, astrology is real I fear

hot girl summer of gluttony & sloth

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

@joradikillz was the journal factory broken?

my aunt used to have a hermaphrodite dog named roxie

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.