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I’m never forcing anybody to put up with me. Go where you’re happy.

@cozyvictoria Fr

You could tweet THE most obvious lighthearted joke on earth & people will still take it seriously, get mad & start discourse about it omg you people can’t do ANYTHING

im not nonchalant I just don’t gaf about shit I can’t control

that long fingernail isn’t cool, trim that nonsense

I really need this win dawg, I need it like right now!

@15x0xx nobody recognizing Superman with glasses

What’s the biggest plot hole you can think of in a major movie?

@DearS_o_n Sure thing

having your own car is a blessing no matter what year or model it is.

🚨 Arsenal’s management have approved the signing and money for Vinicius Jr. Arsenal have been working for months trying to convince Vinicius Jr. They have talked to Vinicius’ representatives and explained the project. @MarioCortegana

Forget therapy i just need someone to swing first so i can let it all out

@Hustleorbeg7 Exactly

Date a woman who plans how to make money with you, not how to get money from you.

Before anything else, breasts were made to feed infants,not to satisfy men's expectations.

I was just told a whole insane story😳

“I commend Governor Uba Sani for taking the lead in reducing the number of out-of-school children. This is a pivotal moment for our country. We are adopting what Kaduna has done successfully as the Federal Ministry of Education works with the National Bureau of Statistics to deploy the Kaduna household mapping model across all 36 states and the FCT.” — Hon. Minister of Education, Dr. Maruf Olatunji Alausa, on the Fed Govt’s adoption of Kaduna’s household mapping model for tackling the out-of-school children challenge. #WorkingForKaduna

@Misskittennnn Me too

i love when the weather matches my mood

🔻 - Stop expecting too much from others. - Accept that life isn't always fair. - Don't chase love or validation. - Keep your emotions disciplined. - Stay calm when everything feels chaotic. - Stop taking everything personally. - Distance yourself from toxic people.

@_omalichaa 😂😂

“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me