celia ♡

welcome to my priv!~

so chronically online i can tell when a tweet is stolen from a reel and when a reel is stolen from a tweet

@lilrushbabe @wyxwebs i thought they actually did just change it to 15?

@wyxwebs i’m from PA, minimum wage is $7.25 here too :/ they’ve tried to change it so many times but the law won’t pass

its always so fun to see anyone not from the american south find out minimum wage is only 7.25 like Yeah !!!! i gotta support myself off TEN BUCKS !!!!!

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

got a new coworker whose graduating hs this year and it’s made me realize how little you look as a hs senior

schlatt is going to find out the twitter users of everyone who goes to his show and block them

@schlatt i just cannot see a world where you don’t laugh at the people who actually go

Tickets go live at 10AM EDT! Get them here: linktr.ee/SchlattLIVE FAQs about my show: - What is it? It's a late night talk show-inspired comedy show. There will be a bunch of different segments, some scripted and some improv, and the audience will be able to control portions of it. - Will there be singing? No - Will there be a meet and greet? NO LMAO - Will this be the best night of my life? Absolutely not - When are you streaming QSMP? Do not come to my show

@schlatt @kaishaskye for how much $$

@kaishaskye 10am NY time

Out of sheer boredom, I will be doing a LIVE SHOW this June in New York City. It will be the only one I ever do. There will be a special guest. Tickets will go on sale this Tuesday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I want to live near the sea and I want to live near the forest and I want to live near the mountains and I want to live near a café and I want to live near a library and I want to live near a park and I want to live near a museum and I want to live

one of my favorite coworkers switched to morning shift 💔💔💔

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

how tf u walk past ur pet and not say Hi

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

@Gompami omg we were born on the same day!

I just realized that today is Neil's day...

I feel like a huge personality defect of mine came from being a huge jacksfilms fan when I was like 8-14 so no matter what I’ll always be just a little Reddit

ARTEMIS II LANDED SAFELY. WELL DONE TEAM

i love my bf i was literally gone for an hour and a half and he did the dishes, put away the laundry, deep cleaned the litter box, and vacuumed the whole house- i genuinely don’t know how he did it in that time

“Home 🌍” Artemis II painting