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@benonwine Because 'comic' would imply that it's funny. It isn't. And who is it providing relief to? Exactly.

Comic Relief just hit its lowest ever viewing figures. 2 million in 2026… down from over 10 million a decade ago. 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m WHY the sudden Collapse?

@Gracie_Blue89 That's exactly how to drive.

This person should NOT have a drivers license! Hate it when people do this 😡😡

@StourbridgeFC @needhammktfc That's poor form. But guess you needed all the ticket sales you could get.

Despited passing two initial pitch inspections, today’s game has been postponed ❌ Apologise to everyone who has travelled from @needhammktfc - details of the rearranged fixture will follow in due course 🙌🏻 #StourbridgeFC | #Glassboys

@WorcesterCityFc Apart from the segregation at every turn, horrendous beer prices, home fans made no noise and failing to sell more tickets because the home club can't steward it.... Yeah proper non-league. 🙄🙈

A proper non-league spectacle - Thank you for making yesterday such a great occasion 🔵⚪

@WCFCMitchhhh @WorcesterCityFc Correct. Looked shaky every time the ball went in your box. We probably got away with one today.

@WorcesterCityFc Two set pieces, didn’t do the basics right today and paid the price

Not our day. Thank you for your fantastic support this afternoon 🔵⚪

@Matt_Pinner Self-respect

Men,What’s preventing you from dressing like this 🤔

@Deanb_1980 @halesowentownfc Have you not watched us get caught in possession a million times in our own half? Today was much better. Play in their territory. It's not hard.

@halesowentownfc We needed that need to stop the long ball please but the fans deserved that today

⌚️| FULL TIME 📰 | A HUGE WIN! A superb away win for the Yeltz as Ty Barnett's 84th minute header from a corner proves the winner! The attendance today is 2,360, with many, many Yeltz fans in the away end - Thankyou for the amazing support this afternoon! #UpTheYeltz | #WORHAL

@Klaas123916 Well. It isn't.

@oelma__ Nope.

YES or NO?

@narindertweets Reeves deserves everything she gets. Lying twat.

I understand that we need to know if Rachel Reeves lied..but the manner is which Trevor Phillips and now ##bbclaurak are talking to Reeves is shocking. Like she's a naughty school kid - demeaning. Kemi Badenoch seems to have started this last week. Rachel Reeves is being bullied as we speak. Horribly bullied.

@HygieneworldU @footballtweet If you want to pray, don't go to the football.

Manchester United have opened a multi-faith room behind the Stretford End. 🙏 Fans have been able to take advantage of this for their Ramadan prayers ahead of games since last season. Fair play to the club for doing something right because football is supposed to be for everyone. ❤️ 📸 @AadamHaladh

@Brunte84 Young Boys should be banned from having away fans in Europe for the rest of this season. Maccabi should play in the Asian competitions. Remind me why they don't?

Young Boys Bern football club renowned for football hooliganism was allowed to play Aston Villa tonight and this happened 👇🏼 Why? Because the usual suspects didn't have an issue with these types of fans coming to their city 🤔

@LionsShrewsbury All because their team conceded a goal. Utterly pathetic.

get in

@l_kidsalone What about them?

Yes, but what about the Maccabi fans. 🤔🤔 Aston Villa v Young Boys.

@benonwine Equality's a bitch ain't it

In my opinion you should never hit a woman no matter what. But was this man justified in hitting her in self defence?

@ThaEuropeanLad Press Officer

I want you to sum up Virgil van Dijk this season in 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦!

@NoContextHumans An oven

What’s this delicious English breakfast missing?🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Unreliableyeltz Oh no. This isn't good. 😢

@supertanskiii Have you forgotten Kwasi Kwarteng? Incompetence, regardless of colour, sex or political party, draws criticism. Playing the misogyny card is utterly pathetic.

The vicious misogyny being thrown at Rachel Reeves, our first female chancellor is sickening but entirely predictable. I’m not her biggest fan, but I have no doubt that a right wing male chancellor would be treated differently.

@KieraDiss Equality's a bitch ain't it?

LONDON TUBE: WOMEN STAND, MEN SIT Call me crazy but once upon a time, British men would offer their seat to a woman on public transport. The imported generation of men do not share those same values. This scene epitomises that statement.