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@SheaSerrano SHEA! GET IT, DUDE! This makes me so happy for you.

this is fucking blowing my mind 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@eateramanda Absolutely

Have you lately noticed caviar in more casual presentations and on more and more menus? Have you been inspired to try it for the first time at a restaurant in Texas? If so, I would love to hear about your experience.

@danpfeiffer Impeccable timing.

Because we know about the Thursday Pod curse, we talked about the fact that Trump will be indicted as soon we hit publish and talked about what it would all mean. crooked.com/podcast/indict…

@EvilMopacATX Liquid Smoke

How is that Tesla Brisket going to taste? Correct answers only

Y'all, it simply doesn't get more 2023 Austin than a Tesla towing a smoker down MoPac

@desusnice You rang?

Ok hear me out….gray’s papaya bell might could work

@elmachuca @thetexanist Most of the time a grey, boiled hot dog is caused by chlorinated water. But there is something to be said for a unique looking dog and I’m often not mad about it.

New life goal: eat the white hot dog of Marseille

@JasonIsbell In its natural state TSA will only let you on a plane with 3.5 oz of pimento cheese…. but frozen solid? As much as you can fit in your carry-on.

@SheaSerrano SHEAAAAAAAA

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

@lowayne WNBA starts 5/19

what am I gonna watch when basketball is over

@JasonIsbell dude Stockholm sounded huge with the dual Tele situation. Whole set was very very good. And you looked great. 10/10.

@EvilMopacATX Controversial opinion: all nachos are good.

British nachos??????

@EvilMopacATX Why have a burger when you can have a wiener? Anyway it’s Crown.

You're stuck on a desert island 🏝 But, magically, there's one Austin burger joint there 🍔 Can be anything from a mom & pop to a chain Which do y'all choose?

@lowayne Damn I JUST left

god I’m really gonna miss being alone. I love being alone SO MUCH.

@SheaSerrano Hey Shea, what are your favorite hot dog toppings?

have some free time cuz of this flight hit me if you have Qs

@averytomascowx Holy shit this guy is exhausting. Thanks for your work. You’re my favorite meteorologist.

"be prepared for severe weather tonight" "Have multiple ways of receiving severe weather information" **Severe thunderstorm warning issued for Austin 1hr ahead of arrival** Guy who didn't prepare properly gets hit by a storm: "APOLOGIZE NOW!"

@HowardBeck What do you think that racket is strung with?

@SheaSerrano What are the toppings on your dream hot dog?

flight got delayed i have some free time while i sit in this airport if you have Qs i have As

@jeskeets @bostonmarathon Congratulations, dude! Well done.

3:13:09. 🤷‍♂️ Look at this shit. 😂 Thanks to all the race officials, volunteers, and spectators for all the support. This city shows out for the @bostonmarathon 🦄

@NoDunksInc WEDGIE

@lowayne @NoDunksInc Thank you wife

@wienersystem @NoDunksInc rare

@NoDunksInc PIGEON