Wil Evans

@CollinRugg Fake news. That's a CMU block wall. No bricks were injured in this event

NEW: Car slams into a brick wall following a failed grappler attempt in Riverside County, California. Deputies were seen trying to use their new grappler system just moments before the car slammed into a wall. A man in his backyard was seen running just as the car made contact with the wall. It is unclear if the suspect is injured. H/t: @PupscanLA

@RepSwalwell You attended Wells Middle School in Dublin. Nobody poor could afford to live in Dublin when I was a kid. I mean, Dublin is the butt of all the jokes between San Ramon and Pleasanton, but poor kid? Your whiny-ass ain't seen nothing but a new mongoose BMX and some roller blades

Stick to sports. You’re at least half-right there. Your whiny-ass ain’t going to an Iran battlefield anytime soon. It’ll be poor kids from where I grew up. Life must be pretty comfy in your suite. Stick to judging your favorite pizzas. The adults will sort out the wars.

@mchooyah Grey Hamburger Helper

White Whopper 😂

@bakwasbandkrein Levon

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@Mrgunsngear It should always be daylight no later than 7am. I said what I said. Wake up earlier and enjoy the daylight.

Daylight savings time is dumb and should be #canceled I said what I said. Fight me.... #DaylightSavingsTime #dumb

@WalshFreedom If I ran in the future I might have lost tomorrow

If I ran for President in 2028, I’d run on taking a bulldozer to Trump’s ballroom, an utter desecration of the peoples’ house. In fact, I’d invite the American people one weekend to bring their own sledgehammers & crowbars to the White House to help tear that abomination down.

My entire feed is ghey politics. Show me your favorite nature photo you have taken recently.

Who’s the best player you’ve seen live?

@NFL_DovKleiman Steve Largent

Age yourself by naming an NFL wide receiver you grew up watching. I'll start, Steve Smith.

@GavinNewsom Why doesn't our government have to stash away money for a rainy day in case there is temporary unemployment due to weather, cyclical markets, or some sort of disagreement between decision makers? Maybe there should be a keep shit running fund to deal with these difficult times.

Donald Trump just shut down the government.

@td_nash Career is LT Single game/season, AP is on Mt Rushmore

Out of these two running backs, who do you think was better?🧐🔥

@HawkEmDownChris Hot

What’s your pick?

@RetroMoviesDB Greenthumb @cypresshill

Without Googling...

Who won the first Super Bowl that you paid attention to?

@ThatEricAlper Oingo Boingo 🤠

What’s the greatest fake band from a movie or TV show?

@BBGreatMoments Mickey Tony Cal Kirby Buster Those are the first that come to mind. Whoever said Pete Rose might be 20 years old.

When I say MLB player who spent their entire career with one team, who’s the first name that comes to mind?

@krassenstein I hate hats

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell just told the FCC chairman to hire a lawyer and preserve records because they will be held accountable in 2027 when democrats take the House. Oh and he’s wearing a Jimmy Kimmel hat.

@td_nash Earl Moon

Who do you think of when you think of the Houston Oilers?🧐🔥

@Victorshi2020 What can you hid from in this day and age?

Some good news this week that didn’t get much attention. California passed SB627 which means no officer can hid behind a mask anymore. Important to note that this applies for not just state law enforcement, but federal law enforcement too.

@HardPass4 My son would like some Celsius

Headed to Costco, yall need anything?