I'm gone

Okaaaay I think it’s finally time to quit this shithole. Please find me on 🧵or IG, I like you guys. Also on b sky as just “wildhunt” but haven’t been as active there so far.

Couldn't find the style of yard sign I wanted so I made it. Feel free to grab one if you want some brat brain rot election swag too cafepress.com/shopdetail/int…

@RobMeldrum6 @rachjewiss Importantly, though, you have to have a good masks that fits you in an airtight way. Surgical masks will help you keep your germs to yourself and protect others, but not protect you.

@RobMeldrum6 @rachjewiss Many of them. I’m not sure where all this “masks don’t work” shit is coming from- there’s a reason doctors have worn n95s in dodgy situations for years. If you don’t care about avoiding covid that’s fine, but it’s a choice. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Just asked the 'lady' doing my blood test if she could please put a mask on. "Nope, we're not required." I said I knew that but hoped she could still put one on. Still nope. When the hell did people become some selfish idiots?! I'm sitting here so friggin mad.

@_QuickFang @rachjewiss I haven’t been any kind of sick in four years because I wear a good mask when I go places. If it doesn’t work you’re doing it wrong 😂

@rachjewiss Masks don’t stop you catching anything and actually pose a risk to the wearer.

@direktorkaa @howradisit @AngryBlackLady A fair number of people came to my wedding with no gift or a very small gift. We were young and poor, I was still glad to have them there. A family of four would have to pay $120 to come to this wedding, whereas they could’ve given like a $70 gift and felt ok about it.

@howradisit @AngryBlackLady I come from a different culture anyhow, but would you really even consider ever going to a wedding without any kind of gift or contribution?

@jen_ftw_ Same

“He’s afraid of a lot of things but he’s really good at wearing hats”

You can join bluesky without an invite now. Please go hang out with me there, it hurts less. bsky.social/about/blog/02-…

@_withcindy Jesus fucking Christ

Reasons why men should be banned from sending unsolicited emails

@BarghestBlack @StillBrockS y'know they say that and I have a kettle that does different temps which is nice but I'm lazy and just boil it half the time anyway and it doesn't seem to actually matter that much. I like this one (I actually like Yogi's better but, y'know, cult.) traditionalmedicinals.com/products/licor…

@airbagged I want to be the one with the stack of cash, why is this a question

@KoenigJojo @_nomadic_soul Why would you want to have sex with someone who doesn't feel like doing it? Why would that be fun for you?

@_nomadic_soul Curious, why wouldn't you want to make your man happy whenever given the opportunity? Can he quit his job and just chill? If the man is supporting you, shouldn't he be rewarded?

We were told if we didn’t have sex with our husband whenever he wanted, he would definitely cheat and it would be our fault.

@Dan_Cassaro Thanks Dan!

When i was working at Adobe in 2015 i added a new feature where I made any illustrator pattern shows up with tiny lines in it in PDFs. It was a fun prank i did on all you guys enjoy

@AAnkelion @hvysbjctmatter I believe it’s like conjoined twins. Two individuals sharing most of their body.

her…. gonna go burst into tears little two headed calf may you only know sweetness and warmth

@riffraffeyes @Killskerry My parents had one of those that their whole friend group passed on to each other at every milestone birthday

@MajimeKoala @annethegnome One of my best selling products is from this post 😂 I saw it in a dream, with the frog, and rolled with it. Oddly not the first time I’ve literally dreamt up a confusing frog bumper sticker.

@annethegnome This has gone beyond shitpost. This has definitely been the inspiration for several works of fiction and possibly even a few new religions.

Next mushroom thread, but instead of explaining something about a specific fungus it’s just me explaining this iconic tumblr shitpost

@LeeDoesStuff girlversusdough.com/no-knead-dutch… Just make sure the water is lukewarm, otherwise it comes out gummy and dense.

@LeeDoesStuff Yes! Hang on! This one turns out good pretty much always as long as I don't fuck up and use too hot of water.

@lawissaa @ElyKreimendahl Having had friends ditch me... personally I'd like an apology even years later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But I'm sure it depends on the person.

every six months I do an internet deep dive on this girl that was my junior high bff, who I dumped when the cool girls suddenly decided I was funny and adopted me. I’ve never stopped regretting it & wanting to apologize but I can NEVER find her…..

@jamieloftusHELP Miette 😽

who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era

@KayAyDrew (Not because she gets aggressive or anything, she just gets totally distracted if you’re paying too close of attention)

@KayAyDrew My dog wants me in the room but DO NOT LOOK AT HER NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT 😂