Will

Baseball is back this week

The slint needle drop that makes you go crazy and hurt yourself and others

@MetaReflexive where did you find shubadak? i was looking all over for it and couldn’t find it anywhere

only real cinema as of late

We are officially out of "not having baseball makes me want to kill myself" season We are now entering "watching my favorite team play baseball makes me want to kill myself" season

We are so close to spring training games We are so close to WBC We are so close to opening day We are so close to Volpe DFA We are so close to baseball.

the day tubi starts charging people is the day y’all might as well call the police on me

There is nothing I hate more than watching something in Spanish with eng subtitles and seeing how many things are lost in translation and being reminded that I don't truly understand any of my favorite foreign movies or novels. I need to learn every language right now.

king of writing songs long enough that you could put them on your college radio show when you needed enough time to run down the hallway to the bathroom 🫡

Everybody go watch Da 5 Bloods. Right now.

the los angeles dodgers should be classified as a terrorist organization

something very bleak about a top 100 /lit/ books image that has the fucking bible at 1. That's not my /lit/. It should be infinite jest

What's the hottest someone has ever looked while wearing glasses?

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…his feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

I was too young when it happened, but now that I’m older, my advice to Ben Folds and his girlfriend would have been to get the abortion before Christmas so it’s not hanging over your head the entire time.

Click the Bobs

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

Learn to work the saxophone, I play just what I feel

#FunFact: Bill Clinton killed the local radio stations and independent artists with his Telecommunications Act of 1996. It allowed iHeart Radio to buy up all the stations. And only play artists they owned the licensing on. This is why you only hear the same handful of artists a 1000 times a day on radio...