will dean

👏 @mckinney 👏 is 👏 in 👏 1st👏place👏 I voted and they need YOU to vote too: wbby.co/game-soc

This could happen to you. twitter.com/ClickHole/stat…

@MaxLanman Hey @MaxLanman, you’re really good at selling cars. And we LOVE buying them. So, we put together an offer for you. It’s a real offer. Seriously! See for yourself.

@RealDonaldTrump #TrumpEatsFarts

@RealDonaldTrump Trump Eats Farts.

@RealDonaldTrump Trump Eats Farts.

Congrats, @RoyCooperNC. Feels good!

Fucking fuckfaces.

Sometimes I sit and wish I was more like Marshawn Lynch.

Way off base.

I was originally under the impression that rock n' roll was just noise pollution but now I realize I was sorely mistaken.

@thatsmattwood Already endorsed?

Turning the TV off in the middle of a Chris Collinsworth sentence is the sweetest silence.

Did an hour at Sky Zone trampoline park yesterday with the kids and emerged with both ACLs still intact. #GOAT

Ce Ce Peniston.

@matt_hisamoto You mean "Leg Cream"?

What Would Jason Giambi Do?

Annie, are you ok?

Man, I love those Trivago ads.

In the Wonka-vator, straight through the ceiling. Love that dude.