
Webs will not become garments
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Webs will not become garments
@willnotcover
His arm is not too short.
Katılım Nisan 2025
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@kendrictonn also, it's hilarious that you are creating a giant thread of your hysterical tears here.
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@kendrictonn Yeah, those bots occasionally get suspended but it's very rare that my accounts do. I'm just using the existing Twitter bots to make my account stronger by following them back.x.com/willnotcover/s…
Webs will not become garments@willnotcover
Yeah, those bots occasionally get suspended but it's very rare that my accounts do. I'm just using the existing Twitter bots to make my account stronger by following them back.
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@eigenrobot @aPyrexVision it's very tragic that you actually have a spawn to abuse the way your dad abused you lol. you won't have much time though, thankfully. Ulam and Teller are about to solve the problem of westerners.
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@eigenrobot @bravo3141592653 @NateGenX @CoughsOnWombats @MunicipleOrrery The world isn't big enough to get away from me lol. You will be dealt with IRL.x.com/willnotcover/s…
Webs will not become garments@willnotcover
The world isn't big enough to get away from me lol. You will be dealt with IRL.
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@bravo3141592653 @NateGenX @CoughsOnWombats @MunicipleOrrery the temerity of not wanting to hear your dulcet voice
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@MunicipleOrrery still ghost banned.
I remain unhappy about this.
My estimate of twitter's operational competence is- mostly unchanged tbh, but this is making their shortcomings very salient.
Also, he's my friend.
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@JohnBil67049095 @JohnDuncanS30 stay zesty, little graped manlet.
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@JohnDuncanS30 London alone is twice the population and gdp of the entirety of Scotland. Feeble
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@Emmamyersspark @Real_Eathic @BraedenSorbo @esjesjesj Yeah, such abundance. That's why little scrawny East Asians like you are trying to grift on Twitter so that they can afford food.
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@Real_Eathic @BraedenSorbo @esjesjesj You're economically illiterate if you think the hotel admin throws away food for the fun of it. Stealing will only cause prices to rise and trust to decrease, and the same amount of food will still be getting discarded in the evening. Abundance only exists under capitalism btw
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Hotels throw 25% of their food away. This doesn’t matter
Braeden@BraedenSorbo
People are stealing free hotel breakfasts by sneaking in, pretending to be guests, and posting it online. Now you know who to blame for when hotels stop offering complimentary breakfast
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@Emmamyersspark @Jp0p_Suki @kyoupilled you are an East Asian third worlder lol, Indians are miles ahead of you. you are trying to earn a few pennies on Twitter but you aren't getting engagement.
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@Jp0p_Suki @kyoupilled You a literal street shitter from poodia, the japanese hate you bro 😭 quit the larp

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@YammyLand @howlingserf careful, I hear things can go badly if you apply that epithet to the wrong person.
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@HowlingTall You're doing the Jewish thing where you see something not remotely about you and just can't help identifying yourself. If it was to you, I would have reposted it in a reply to you.
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@HowlingPervert @YammyLand Damn, glad I could upset you. I love doing collateral to people I wasn't even talking to.
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@HowlingAsuka @YammyLand probably, it really shouldn't be ambiguous.
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@Emmamyersspark @TheIllegit cry harder, little mystery meat man
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Little known fact, he didn't even know which twin he was playing and they just added different color hats digitally in post so the audience would know.
The Academy@TheAcademy
Michael B. Jordan pulls double duty as the Smokestack Twins and wins the Lead Actor Oscar for SINNERS. #Oscars
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@Hikaru_Shidou_ @GirthPound Spoken like someone whos never lived in a modern city well connected by a subway.
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