Will Driver

Glorious #twitterclarets 💜💙

@MrRecruitment01 @amjonno You must of seen an episode I didn’t 🥴🤣

We left Salford City 8 years ago after winning 3 promotions. Since then they’ve won 1 promotion, and that was the season after we’d left with the majority of the squad we put together. I do sometimes wonder…

@BFCTurf Thank god for Mike Jackson 🤣 2nd half performance against Brentford was better. We drew 1-1 at home to Wolves, it was like watching a fucking league one game.

Thank god for Mike Jackson. Probably one of the only times this season a team talk has actually worked. Clearly got the hair dryer out. Thank goodness we have Zian too. One of the only Premier League standard players we have. Surely his last game for us?#twitterclarets

@MartinMJ22 ‘Top man he is’ 🤢 highlight of your season you sad cunt 🤣

Adam Armstrong scoring at Turfmoor. Look at the face he gives the fans. Absolutely outstanding. Top man he is too. Well in, Arma. #Rovers

The tears and the guards of honour at Man City yesterday possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve seen at football. Eclipsing the water break I saw at Turf Moor after 20 minutes.

@MCulshaw84 @TurfMoorClarets My bad read it wrong pal👍

@willyd145 @TurfMoorClarets I said he'd stay??

If I could choose, I’d like these 5 to stay over anyone at the club! If you could choose who would you like to stay? #twitterclarets

@MCulshaw84 @TurfMoorClarets Not sure who’s signing Ugochukwu on the back of the season he’s just given 🤔

@TurfMoorClarets Ugo will, Humphreys will, Weiss 100% aint going nowhere, Flemming is gone, £30m thank you very much, Mejbri is the 50/50.

@Kev_Cockney @iamtomskinner Run him across the square…

@willyd145 @iamtomskinner See you in the cricket club…

The last game of the season with my Henry at London Stadium. West Ham 3-0 against Leeds, everyone was nervous but it was a brilliant atmosphere and the lads gave it everything⚒️ But football’s cruel sometimes… Spurs beating Everton means we’re relegated. I am absolutely gutted. It’s been a ruff season for us, we just ain’t been good enough and things ain’t been going our way at times. Still, that’s football and that’s the West Ham way. I’ll be renewing my season ticket and look forward to the Championship scrap next season. Hopefully bounce straight back. Nervous to find out who stays and who goes. Come on you Irons. Bosh❤️⚒️

It’s not fucking free though, is it Dave ? It’s paid for by fucking taxpayers who will be called racists or right wingers by cunts like you for daring to question anything that the fucking government posits as ‘free’ when it’s our fucking money that pays for it. Still. Give yourself a little fondle as a reward for being a patronising cunt for the 900th day in a row.

@LorryPoet @rushy_sport Cheers Martin Lewis

@rushy_sport The problems will start if you don’t go back up.

Goodness me, £47m. So we've spent around 10% of our entire historic transfer expenditure on interest payments in 5 years. Totally unsustainable position. I'm actually staggered by this #twitterclarets

@Number10cat Unfortunately it’s Burnley 🤢

Yesterday the Prime Minister's team won the Premier League for the first time in two decades, today the Prince of Wales' team won a trophy for the first time in three decades; anyone know who King Charles supports?

@BenPalmer78 EFL left with little choice. What would be the point fining you then allowing you to play in and potentially win a 200m play off final?! Do feel sorry for the supporters but plenty of them were happy to laugh and joke about it 🤷‍♂️

The EFL haven’t just punished us; they’ve ruined us. In addition to losing half our team, we’ll be sued for many, many millions by players, sponsors & rival teams. We’re essentially facing years of decline and pain on and off the pitch. Thats why this is disproportionate.

@henrywinter Unfortunately football is now so fucking boring. Keepers and full backs with more touches than the attackers 🥱

Pep Guardiola’s legacy? Look all around from park pitches to Wembley. So many teams and coaches have been influenced by Guardiola. More teams playing out from the back, full-backs inverting into midfield, inviting the press, passing through it, attacking the space. Teams evolving. City won the league in 2021 with false 9s. Then a real 9 arrived, Erling Haaland, as Guardiola tweaked and twisted again. Mixing it up, possession, possession, then going long to Haaland if needed. Mixing it up, possession in the centre, then releasing flying wingers Jeremy Doku and Antoine Semenyo. Guardiola’s legacy? Look at the coaches who learned from him. Enzo Maresca, his likely successor. And Mikel Arteta, Xabi Alonso, Vincent Kompany, Xavi and Luis Enrique. Look at his impact on England. Nico O’Reilly starts at left-back. Phil Foden developed early by Guardiola, not sent out on loan, embedded in the first team early. He improved John Stones, Rico Lewis and Kyle Walker (who is now retired from England). Guardiola gave James Trafford a run in the cups. He gave Cole Palmer a chance before he craved more starts and went to Chelsea. Others have also moved on after a spell under Guardiola’s enlightened tutelage: Morgan Rogers, Liam Delap, James McAtee, Taylor Harwood-Bellis. Guardiola has undeniably enjoyed huge resources to call upon during his decade at City. He was able to draft in Marc Guehi and Semenyo in January. The sport still awaits the verdict of the 115 charges of rule breaches, charges which City deny vigorously. But Guardiola's achievements deserve celebrating: 591 games, 416 wins, 20 trophies. And so to the future. If it is confirmed that Guardiola is leaving after Sunday’s final game of the season, at home to Aston Villa, he will be greatly missed. Maresca is his mooted successor. He knows the club, knows the way Guardiola worked, and can seek to continue that work. It’s a relatively young squad that Guardiola has built. It’s a continuity job. Surely, though, Kompany would have been the man they really wanted. Club legend. But currently embedded at Bayern Munich. Guardiola's legacy is encouraging innovation, total commitment, near obsession with his work and playing attacking football. This City side are entertainers, playing 4-2-4 at times in the FA Cup final on Saturday. Even if the league is beyond him, the title seized by a coach he helped develop, Guardiola leaves as a winner, with two more trophies this season - and countless memories. Good luck to Guardiola in whatever he does next. #MCFC

@DaveHowlet92596 @ianbakersport Why because one club decided to cheat?! There’s often plenty to play for last few weeks of the season in the Championship thanks to the Play offs.

@ianbakersport Go back to the old days bottom 3 in pl go down top 3 in championship go up fuck all these play offs finish 6th 15 points behind 3rd and still get the opportunity to go up .

Don’t understand why Middlesbrough have been reinstated. How have they been wronged? Do you unrelegate Oxford as well?

@StoneDunk @Bjarne147 @TheBarmyArmy 🤢

@willyd145 @Bjarne147 @TheBarmyArmy Well Root’s dad is a director: …te.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/030229…

Been on the cards a while. I refused to go to the West Indies when they try charging England #cricket supporters a premium back in early 2000s. Basically, fuck ‘em - especially the @TheBarmyArmy.

@Bradders_87 Despite how well Flemmings done he’s not a great footballer 🤣 I reckon more likely to lose Esteve and Hannibal tbh mate.

@willyd145 You confident in keeping them?

Cov should test #twitterclarets resolve and offer them 250k for Zain Fleming and 200k for Jaidon Anthony. We could probably make a few quid profit out of them when Super Frank gets a tune out of them. We really need to be taking the Crown Jewels from teams like Burnley. #PUSB

@Bjarne147 @StoneDunk @TheBarmyArmy Correct. Set of cunts. Only have to see how they refuse to criticise the winter shambles

@StoneDunk @TheBarmyArmy Well said. The @TheBarmyArmy can go and fuck themselves. They operate a holiday company masquerading as a fan group. They sell highly marked up slop to the rich whilst depriving normal fans of tickets. They have an unhealthy link to the ECB. Corrupt dirty bastards.

@Bradders_87 Yeh mate. Hope you do well. Just stay away from our two best players for 500k are you MAD

@willyd145 I hope so wouldn't be much fun coming straight back down. Hopefully we will get the window right and sign some good players.

@JoeTomRed @dadekayode Yeh true. Not saying it would’ve changed the seasons outcome but we’ve had some absolute stinkers this season.

@willyd145 @dadekayode Agree to be fair but I thinks it’s the subconscious bias rather than ‘we must do this to make sure Club A gets this and Club B gets that’, personally

The decision last night being infront of the world is a good thing Stuff like this happens to Burnley what feels like every week - & gets brushed under the carpet Now everyone is seeing it for what it is. Sub-conscious bias against the lesser teams & in favour of the big clubs

Barmy Army will have hundreds of them maybe thousands ..... that they will rip people off with as part of their extortionate package prices......they are not a fan club they are a multi million pound business that fleeces gullible idiots