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@joemartinstage Stage 2 podium - Sarah Van Dam 4th on the stage and retains the U23 Leader Jersey. Big team effort and epic solo chase by @carbike helped to set this up. ITT and Criterium to come next two days! #JMSR23

good 1st stage at #JMSR23 for DNA - solid team effort to get #SVD second place - she is now the leader of the U23 classification and will race in sprinter points jersey tomorrow.

@AMTetrick i see what you did there

He just told me that sometimes he has to re-clean the dishes that I already washed. Therefore, in the name of efficiency, I have relinquished this task off of my list. You are welcome.

i just wrote an overly long post on FB, and included the sentence, “I think ChatGPT said it best…”

@sarahbellum @dooce i thought about you when i heard the news, you introduced me to dooce and the whole idea of blogging. Such a sad end to her story. I’m so sorry Sarah.

Team @DNA_K4 and @ShaynaPowless put together a plan today to win back the green jersey and executed perfectly, also while securing a good mountain top finish place for @carbike86 #UCIWomen #TOTG2023

Women’s GC results after Stage 5 of #TOTG2023: 🥇Austin Killips @AmyD_Foundation 🥈 @marce_prieto92 @patobike030773 🥉 Emily Ehrlich @TeamTWENTY24 🔴Climber’s jersey: Killips @AmyD_Foundation 💚Sprinter’s jersey: @ShaynaPowless @DNA_K4 ⚪️Best Young Rider jersey: Nadia Gontova Roxo Racing Team Roxo Racing is first in team classification. #UCIWomen

Also today - @heather_SMASH and team take the #win at the final #Speedweek race College Park! Yes, Smash is going to wear the belt all the way home!

great work @DNA_K4 Team! hard fought battle to get the points jersey back!

calling people woke is the new woke. Yeah, i’m woke to your wokeness.

The US House is a disaster, this has been developing for years. These idiots don’t know how, nor do they want to, govern.

@DraperGaper have a fast recovery!

checking in on twitter this morning, looks like twitter is mostly about twitter. And my feed is full of Elon tweets (I don’t follow him)

@elonmusk it’s all about how you feel, Elon. hope it was worth it

Twitter feels increasingly alive

@sarahbellum remember, she’s not high-maintenance, she just knows what she likes

You still here?! It’s over! Go home!

@momentumindy - what a race last night in Indianapolis! @M_ColesLyster took 3rd in a hectic finish defending her lead in the @americancritcup’s penultimate series race. Congrats to PaolaMunozGr (CWA) and @sofiarreola (@TeamTWENTY24) for 1st & 2nd respectively.

The team set up @M_ColesLyster perfectly, delivering her to the bottom of the uphill sprint to finish off with the W & her 1st post-up in the Canadian national champion jersey!

Maggie Coles-Lyster just won the Canadian Elite National Criterium Championship, doubling up on her Road win yesterday!!!! 2x Gold 🏅 🥇 #NationalChampion @M_ColesLyster @CyclingCanada

A couple photos from the finish of the Women's Race Our Coverage of the 2022 National Championships is Presented by #NamedSport #canroadchamps #canroadnats