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@bphillipsonMP ‘The Labour Party have given me the help me, and my family need’ to buy crisps, biscuits and fizzy pop with their additional benefits from the look of it!

Enjoyed Kemi’s quip about free breakfast clubs being a defining legacy of this Labour government. When the Tories deride breakfast clubs, it shows how out of touch they still are. A £450 saving is a lot for working families. Easing the morning rush makes a big difference.

@sirsliceogammon @darrenpjones Too scared to prosecute Jimmy Saville! And, btw, this post isn’t fair on the posties!

@darrenpjones "Serious leadership".... Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Just out of Cabinet and then the Middle East Response Committee. The impact of the conflict in Iran will be felt here at home at a time when we know the cost of living has been difficult for many. This Labour government is working hard to protect families and businesses from the economic shocks as much as we can. Serious times call for serious leadership, which is exactly what the Prime Minister is providing.

@darrenpjones You’ve done absolutely nothing for business. You don’t know how to do anything for business. All you do is take from those that work hard and give to those that cannot be bothered to work and contribute.

@john_alhassan @realDonaldTrump To be fair Winston Churchill did come, he begged, you ignored him till he was proven to be correct! Have I missed anything?

In other words King Charles III came all the way to beg @realDonaldTrump through the Congress not to abandon NATO and Britain.

@DiegoRoyet41761 What car are you getting?

Mi esposa quiere que le preste un dinero a su hermano que tengo ahorrado para comprar un carro, o lo contrario se va de la casa ¿Qué hago?😶

@NailArtisan @SaltyGoat17 @SetagWerdup666 Oh Gigi, you are so right! It’s horrendous here! The kids found all their Easter eggs really quickly and then devoured the roast lamb! Happy Easter to you and your family. I don’t know how we will cope without you……..I mean you guys have always been there…..oh no, you weren’t

Europe screwed up with Iran. They thought they’d flex a little and it backfired. I’m betting we are no longer a member of NATO by the end of Trump’s term. And I am 100% COOL WITH THAT!!

@EmilySm43 How good was the meal and the service?

Be honest

@WG_RumblePants I saw that team on the Saturday of the Edgbaston test at the age of 10. My first day of live Test Cricket. I have had to measure every team since then by that meteoric yard stick. None have ever come close.

I just stumbled across this photo of the 1984 West Indians on their tour of England. That’s really quite a team!

@AVFC_Connor_ Watkins or Tony Daley. You obviously didn’t see Tony Daley.

@AVFC_Connor_ Gabbi Agbonlahor? No way! Never! Tony Daley? All day long!

All time Aston Villa XI Any changes? #AVFC

@WG_RumblePants Brian Johnson on TMS was incomparable. Let’s not forget that. I hold Ritchie in the highest of regard. But jonners!!! As Tina Turner sang, simply the best!

I know many people miss the sound of Richie’s voice on commentary. He’s probably still widely regarded as the best tv cricket commentator. But, if Richie remains at #1, who would you put at #2? I’m genuinely interested to see who people pick. Radio commentators need not apply!

@minnesota237 @NancySinatra His mouth moved!

@NancySinatra Prove he's lying Nancy ........ Otherwise we're so " sick of hateful empty accusations "...... i guess you could say we are " sick of the Haters Lies " ......

I am so sick of his lies.

@MrAbviews 28

@amittalwalkar Michael Holding, Joel Garner, Malcolm Marshall, Eldene Baptiste.

“So who’s going to bowl to him?” asked captain David Gower, calmly sipping his tea. No one volunteered. The room fell silent, eyes lowered, each player hoping someone else would take the responsibility. Finally, Ian Botham stepped forward. It was not exactly an act of bravery - he was just two wickets away from overtaking Dennis Lillee as the world’s leading Test wicket taker. Botham asked John Emburey to bowl from the other end. As they walked out to the middle, Emburey turned to Gower and said, “If this shit doesn’t work, don’t just blame me. And whatever runs I concede, count them as runs conceded by all the bowlers combined.” England had arrived in Antigua after suffering four consecutive defeats against West Indies. The first and fourth Tests had ended inside three days, and the third inside four. Desperate to avoid a humiliating whitewash, England were now hoping at least to salvage a draw in the fifth Test. Three days had already passed with England still batting their first innings, and everything seemed perfectly set for a draw. But one man stood firmly in their way, Viv Richards. Before tea on the fourth day, Richards was already 28 from just 20 balls, having casually launched two effortless sixes. When play resumed, he continued exactly where he had left off. Botham and Emburey tried everything they could. Botham peppered the pitch with bouncers, but Richards hooked them with disdainful ease. The assault was relentless. Years later, Emburey recalled the chaos of that spell, “One ball smashed a bottle of rum in the stands and came back with shards of glass stitched into it. Another sailed out of the stadium and landed near the prison where Richards’ father worked. Before Viv came in, my figures were 9-0-14-1. Five overs later, they read 14-0-83-1.” Richards eventually brought up his century in just 56 balls, a record that stood for nearly three decades. England, meanwhile, were crushed by 240 runs. Take any modern day T20 hitter and multiply his ability by 10. Even then, he would still be miles behind Viv Richards. Sir Isaac Vivian Alexander Richards turns 74 today ❤️

@Gerashchenko_en That’s like me trying to sanction fags and booze!

Russia will not impose sanctions against the US for attacking Iran - Lavrov "It is simply not our method. We never resort to such things," Lavrov added.

@AdamJSchwarz @adamboultonTABB You cunts turn up two years late to the last world war and you question us. Go fuck yourselves. We didn’t support Vietnam either. That went well! I suggest that you reflect upon the usefulness of Britain.

Trump lashes out at the United Kingdom: "The UK has been very uncooperative... They've ruined relationships... They got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the landscapes, ruining the beautiful fields... You have Sharia courts adjudicating law."

@joerichlaw The teflon don!

‘Sire, your trusted Cabinet Secretary Josh Simons has accidentally sent a mass WhatsApp message to dozens of MPs revealing our secret plans to exonerate him over the Labour Together spying and smearing scandal.’

@westbrookdanni How’s your nostril?

Last day for my weekend treat. Make sure you hit the link in my bio to receive a free trial-online all evening.

@Jsundra1 @NoContextHumans The Super Bowl is as nothing compared to the Champions League Final, let alone the World Cup Final.

@NoContextHumans World Cup is almost 4 times bigger than Super Bowl

“The Super Bowl is bigger than the World Cup because of the adverts & half time show, you don’t get that in the World Cup Final”

@NotHoodlum @SativaSandi USA V CANADA Olympic hockey final? In a civilised nation like Italy, where the foods great, the wine magical and the Olympic spirit flows. What a great opportunity to come together.

@SativaSandi You won’t be laughing when China terminates it.

Guess who was shitposting again at 2:30am? From China terminating ice hockey in Canada and stealing the Stanley Cup, to Musk “bombshells” about Hunter’s laptop, fake JFK Jr. posts, and blocking the Gordie Howe Bridge because Canada has been very unfair to him.