Dan

@Gem_x7 @paddypower lol⚒️

@paddypower Seen 2 decisions given tonight that Spurs absolutely don’t get away with. The foul by DCL on Yoro for the first goal and the studs to the ankle of Casemiro which is exactly the same thing that Romero got sent off for at OT

Tottenham aren't even playing tonight and somehow the joke is still on them.

@F0ODHub Peppercorn sauce

Be honest… is this a 10/10 meal or what’s missing?

@JimRoyleJnr @FrankWarren More than winning every belt and becoming a multi millionaire

@FrankWarren I'll always wonder what more he could have done if he could get and then keep himself in better shape

Always said boxing is better when Tyson Fury is in it, and last night he delivered again. Dominant performance, won every round - the Gypsy King is back 👑

@TheBoxingMan_ It’s on Netflix so it’s basically free

Fury’s comeback vs Arslanbek Makhmudov: •Reports say tickets have been available very cheaply (as low as ~£10–£14) and a lot were still unsold close to fight week Genuine question: Why do you think it’s not selling and they have had to slash ticket prices? #FuryMakhmudov

Yeah it’s Apple taking a random £5.99 every week

@richardkennn @shevyendowed @shefwayo @PlayCashy It’s wild robin the site, I appreciate the reply and the thought but I’m just going to wipe my mouth with it and learn a lesson from it. 👍🙏

POV: you used $1 million to open a betting company and the first customer wins $20 million

@shevyendowed @shefwayo Exactly what they do.thankfully this led to me completely stopping any gambling they never paid out for over five days

@shefwayo Just mark it “withdrawal under review,” stall for a month, and he’ll end up gambling everything.

@LeahRay Put those mushrooms back on the radiator for five more minutes

Nothing comes close to a full English

@ratemyplatenow A bit to much carrot but your nearly there 👌

Sunday Roast by Danny

@Mlu__N2 That burner is minging and the knife😂

imagine in 50 years time the young lad will be telling his grandkids how hard he had it," we were so poor ,we had to cook tinned hot dogs in the van"🤣🤣🤣

Iran has agreed to negotiate with the United States but wants to do it with JD Vance instead of Kushner and Witkoff

This is Stan. He is the guardian of the stairs. It's his first day and he's a little nervous. Really hoping you don't try to pass. 12/10

@SmithPill28 @InvertTheWing Weirdo you are 😂

@wisey10000 @InvertTheWing Thing is you’re not even a troll, you’re just a full blown retard. How you have the same rights as me is a modern day miracle, you would be locked in a workhouse in any other era. I’m English you muppet, and it says Switzerland cos I use a VPN to get around the ID Check 👍

I finally think Tottenham will go down. Despite the atomsphere, despite the recent results, they come out and put a performance like this in a 6 pointer. Incredibly worrying. This may be beyond saving.

@SmithPill28 @InvertTheWing You’re from Washington DC you melt

@wisey10000 @InvertTheWing Genuine question pal. Are you a spastic of some sort? Unable to spell properly and so thick you think I’m American because I have Stephen A Smith as my pfp. Shocking they let you behind a crane, you seem too simple to even do that.

@SmithPill28 @InvertTheWing This is why it’s well known yanks don’t no football

@wisey10000 @InvertTheWing You are aware it’s possible to comment on a team without supporting them right? Anyways the pair of you are wank but I can see Spurs miraculously picking up points at Wolves & Leeds, can’t say the same for West Ham.

@SmithPill28 @InvertTheWing You’re losing your forest at home 😂we are losing to villa at home chasing champions league

@InvertTheWing Are we forgetting West Ham exist, they’re genuinely a more miserable side

@Futbol_Analiz19 @SpursOfficial No chance of west ham winning we are getting battered by villa

@SpursOfficial If both forest and West ham win today, Spurs will be in the relegation zone for the first time since 2008

We trail at the break.

@WestHam Should be at least five I can’t see the plan if there is one

We trail at the break.

@onestar1982 @RicoFederico4 @BosevskiGorgi Wife’s cooked and he’s still partying 💯 commitment

@RicoFederico4 @BosevskiGorgi Bro leaving his serotonin depleted wife at the yard with the kids while he hits the strip, dayum

@ClareHathaway1 @GMB Not really though is it?

@GMB It's stealing, surely? Imagine if every time you had a friend over for a cuppa and they took your mug. It's the same thing, really.

A survey has revealed that 35% of Brits admit taking a glass home from the pub in the past year. Do you consider the theft of a pub glass a victimless crime?