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Whitney

@witlegit

God has been so merciful to me. Wife to @Kylegrindberg and mom to 4 earthside children. CREC. plz dont take me srsly

Minnesota, USA Katılım Eylül 2009
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theresa
theresa@words_and_tea·
@witlegit I feel like I need to send this story to a friend who’s always trying to get us to do shrooms and says they’re healing etc
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Whitney@witlegit·
Okay here's a mushroom story. My friend from our HOMESCHOOL THEATER GROUP started growing his own mushrooms. While my parents were in Africa on a mission trip, he invited me to come over and do shrooms with him. Cool cool, love it. So I do. We crumble them on top of
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Whitney
Whitney@witlegit·
The worst part is a mutual friend messaged me after saying I misunderstood what my friend was doing and I was like lol nope you were not there to see his evil
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Whitney
Whitney@witlegit·
anymore. And so whenever anyone says having a bad trip is healing/medicinal/therapeutic I say NO YOU ARE WRONG IT IS THE OPPOSITE. God is good, the end.
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Whitney
Whitney@witlegit·
Who needs hobbies when you can just stare at your sleeping baby
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Zahra 🧶🌦☕
Zahra 🧶🌦☕@Zahraliebt·
She texted me back to exclaim that the door should not be open, would I please shut it, and then the robot vacuum got hung up on the threshold.
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Zahra 🧶🌦☕
Zahra 🧶🌦☕@Zahraliebt·
Stopped at a friend's house to pick up something she had for me. Her family left to go camping this morning, so I was surprised to find the door wide open. As I was texting her to find out if they were, indeed, gone, her robot vacuum came to the door.
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Ryan B. Anderson
Ryan B. Anderson@OldHollowTree·
I don’t know man, I saw a hip new nature-themed company sell a bird shirt that wasn’t even made in the USA for $40 the other day and like 80% of my business plan is just saying “I think I can do better than that.”
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Whitney
Whitney@witlegit·
Tender shoot tender shoot tender shoot tender shoot
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Betty
Betty@milkandmarrow·
@witlegit Apparently I need to humble my self by looking like a lesbian.
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Betty
Betty@milkandmarrow·
Reunited with grandma for just an hour and she has spent it trying to convince me to get a pixie. "its time to cut your hair short, its not appropriate for a woman to have hair past your shoulders, its ostentatious" Send help
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BeeHolder🐝🤲
BeeHolder🐝🤲@_BeeHolder_·
There are bitter, childless women here, and when they find our group, their hatred for our fertility and marital happiness is unleashed. But they are amusing when they throw their little hissy fits all by themselves though, because they're alone, and childless.
SamanthaofSarcasm@SamofSarcasm

I’m just going to mock you and mute you. You aren’t hurting my day. But you are amusing when you have your little ‘Everyone bow to my golden snatch I shit out a kid’ meltdown. Be so for real. Women used to give birth In The Field & go back to work. You’re not special

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