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Good takes for bad people

Katılım Mart 2025
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Frank Ammirante
Frank Ammirante@FAmmiranteTFJ·
So many Canadians are so racist to Indians, it's disgusting
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sarcasticgorilla
sarcasticgorilla@wittygorilla9·
Hey, Durant fans, it looks like SGA has passed him up already
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Awful Announcing
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing·
"When is she gonna start winning at the next level? She has not won a playoff series yet. My take is, she has her Pippen, Kelsey Mitchell… "This is not hating on Caitlin Clark, but the stage of 'Wow, who's the new kid?' I'm done with that." - Colin Cowherd on Caitlin Clark
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Land of Lowlights
Land of Lowlights@LoLowlights·
Angel Reese was asked about A’ja Wilson: “She’s obviously a great player…but I know I’m a great player too.” A’ja Wilson proceeds to drop an efficient 20 and Reese goes 1-8 and commits 8 turnovers 😂
Land of Lowlights@LoLowlights

Didn't think it was humanly possible but Angel Reese is actually getting WORSE 😭 1-8 FG (6 Missed Layups) 8 TURNOVERS (3 Travels, 3 offensive fouls, 1 bad pass, 1 step out of bounds) 💀 Somebody CLEARLY didn't work on her game in the offseason.

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shane ($NIGGA)
shane ($NIGGA)@shanedamainn·
Is this how every nigga acts? $nigga
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Hoops
Hoops@Hoopss·
Dirk shows up late. Who gives up their seat?
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Ahad Shams
Ahad Shams@spect3ral·
I built a Claude workflow that spits out 5 winning ads from one URL. No designer. No agency. No brief. Here's how it works: 1. It eats your product page URL in. Claude extracts benefits, audience, positioning, price. Creative brief auto-built. No forms. No calls. 2. It spawns 5 angles Problem-aware. Benefit-led. Social proof. Direct offer. Curiosity. One mindset each. 3. It writes full ads Headline. Primary text. Description. Meta-ready. Placement-ready. 5 ads. One input. 4. It scores before you spend Hook strength. Brand fit. Predicted stop rate. Weak angles die here. Budget saved. 5. It feeds HeyOz Visual direction. Copy. CTA. Format. Paste. Render. Done. The loop: URL → Claude reads → Angles → Writes → Scores → HeyOz renders → Meta tests 5 → Algorithm wins. What dies: - Strategist: $5K/mo - Copywriter: $2K/mo - Designer: $3K/mo Replaced: $10K/mo Cost: $65/mo Comment "Opus" and I'll share the guide. (Must be following)
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Jerr
Jerr@jerr_rrej·
The top 10 worst races 1. jews 2. nigs 3. arabs 4. indians 5. cambodians 6. algerians 7. afghanis 8. pakistanis 9. somalis 10. What did I miss?
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unusual_whales
unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
AOC: You can't earn a billion dollars.
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sarcasticgorilla
sarcasticgorilla@wittygorilla9·
Rob Pelinka should be hung by his testicles for what he's done to this team
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sarcasticgorilla
sarcasticgorilla@wittygorilla9·
Are we done with the harden wade debate? Yall need to stop disrespecting wade like that. Brothers better than durant too btw
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sarcasticgorilla
sarcasticgorilla@wittygorilla9·
@ShannonSharpe it's over unc, we getting swept cause luka too much of a bitch to play on a bum hammy
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Nate Jones
Nate Jones@JonesOnTheNBA·
The OG Anunoby trade is one of the biggest heists of the last decade. Toronto got FLEECED.
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ᵂᴵᴸᴸ
ᵂᴵᴸᴸ@BiasedHouston·
Draymond Green would not have the career he had if he wasn’t drafted by the Warriors and played with Steph/Klay/KD, but Draymond Green would still be one of the greatest players we’ve seen if he was drafted anywhere else. He’s one of the smartest players we’ve ever seen. He’s arguably the most versatile defender ever. The fact that he’s still playing and defending at an elite level a decade later is insane. He’d be good anywhere.
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sarcasticgorilla
sarcasticgorilla@wittygorilla9·
Is 8 blocks impressive if you only have 6 points?
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😁@MCDANlELS·
Ant playing with 1 leg, Cade has 1 lung, Embiid had his appendix taken out 5 days ago, Jokic playing through obesity, Wemby got CTE and played 2 days later This generation of hoopers is special
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Dave Portnoy
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente·
Yes they were favs in a weak East but anybody who watched this series saw the same exact issues as last year vs Knicks. Regular season vs playoffs are different seasons. If they escaped Philly they get bounced next round. The odds were off.
Kev (Rambling bout Arcane and LIS still)@breakingdead1

@stoolpresidente @sixers Suddenly they a bad Celtics team? 2nd seed and Lotta ppl predicted them to make it to the finals.

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