Steve Patterson 🇺🇦

Alcohol is an evolutionary accelerant.

@Wm_Sadler So sorry, sir. Deepest condolences.

Early yesterday morning, my wife, Marni Bakst, finally lost her two year battle with cancer. After forty five years of marriage I can’t put this into words yet. With time and a little distance I may find it easier. I want to thank you all for your patience and kind words.

@JamesTate121 He is now adequately protected against intelligent thought.

RFJ Jr. shot Herion for 15 years and people still believe his Anti Vaccine BS.

@realTuckFrumper So now the Senate is going to have to do their own investigation? The DOGE should insist on releasing the House report!

House Ethics Committee does not agree to release sexual misconduct report on Matt Gaetz rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-eth…

If you're planning it months ahead, it's not an emergency.

@dr_andrealove Perhaps RFKjr was jabbed six dozen times and was told "vaccines" by people who just like sticking pointy things into him. That would explain a lot.

The US has 15 vaccines for kids <18: MMR DTaP Pneumococcal Rotavirus Varicella Hepatitis B Hepatitis A Polio Haemophilus influenzae B Meningococcal Human Papillomavirus Influenza COVID-19 RSV NOT 72. Not 72 DOSES from birth to age 18 (it’s ~35) Stop letting people lie.

@RonFilipkowski "Kamala Harris wants you to drink Old Style. Donald J. Trump wants to drown you in it."

What the hell is going on? These people are f*cking nuts!

@mehdirhasan Just curious; do you feel a little remorse at engaging in a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed for such a contest? You shouldn't.

Sarah Palin: “You’re a liar” Me: “I know facts aren’t your strong point.” Palin: “You’re an obnoxious ass.” Me: “I’m obnoxious? You’re a racist.” I brought receipts for my clash with Sarah Palin on Piers Morgan’s show. Watch to the end. 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽 Full show: youtu.be/n4BJxyNQLOI?si…

@TrueFactsStated Is it too late to get "Island of Garbage" across a picture of Donald Trump?

Just starting to get webcams from our Florida billboards. I love when a plan comes together. Chip in maddogpac.com/products/quick…

@RoxineKing Donald Trump is an island of garbage.

@ElieNYC Smart attorneys cannot make up for a potent fool.

Nintendo has the smartest attorneys on the planet. Followed by Disney My guess is that the John Oliver legal crew is in the top ten. Elon's lawyers couldn't get him out of $44 billon boast and left him saddled with this declining hellscape. His attorneys are average, at best.

@SKUsa11 So the orange clown can STFU for 38 minutes? Who knew?

@IvanasStairCam Very little, if anything.

@BagdMilkSoWhat Who?

@thejackhopkins I think that "hot" in this case means "popular" or "trending" rather than "sexy". But I could be wrong.

I want you to listen to what Donald Trump says Barron told him, and tell me if it suggests the same thing to you, that it did to me…or not.

@RogerZenAF And someone's about to find out what the Streisand Effect is. Although he'll probably try to rename it after himself.

So apparently the movie The Apprentice is accurate. 🤣🤣🤣

@nick_field90 Awesome spot.

The Harris campaign built a 60-second TV spot around Trump's Detroit comments youtube.com/watch?v=BPgQp2…

@RachelBitecofer Damn, Ron, do a Google search on the First Amendment and then one on the "Streisand Effect." Oh, wait, never mind, you neither read nor think. My bad.

Fascism has already come to Florida. DeSantis Seeks To Silence Brain Cancer Patient Speaking Out About Her Abortion. As Ron DeSantis tries to protect his state’s abortion ban, his agency is threatening to prosecute TV stations for sharing a dying woman’s story apple.news/AC8gvgSSdSw6mm…

@JoeyMoser83 So if I wear a mask and stay six feet away from other people, my climate won't change? Her cheese is at least six feet from her cracker.

What the fuck are you talking about...WHAT the fuck are you talking about...what THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

@ennui365 Goes double for Improv.