@mmmmmmnmnmmmmmm @quasimatt My favorite tweet and my second favorite tweet
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Every time someone tries to be clever I’m reminded of this categorization system which I still stand by.
quasimatt@quasimatt
PEAK COMEDY: relentless repetition, props and visual gags, vague absurd concepts, hyperbole PRETTY FUNNY: insightful self-demonization, taking dumb shit seriously, novel social commentary COULD BE FUNNY: tropes, predictability play ALMOST NEVER FUNNY: wordplay, cleverness
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@SouthwestAir My flight was cancelled for no reason and rebooked to flight 3815 and 407. That flight was unacceptable so I Booked another flight on your site flight 2025 but didnt use the transfer since it wasn’t available. I would like to be refunded for this new flight purchase
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@TcasWizards Adam silver promised Winger a top 3 pick if we finish the season with dignity
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I had a really good conversation with Zach this morning. We covered a ton of ground in both conferences.
Zach Lowe@ZachLowe_NBA
New Zach Lowe Show! Giannis injury/Bucks future, other injuries, trade buzz, deep dives on 2 rising teams (Clippers, Hornets) and 2 in slumps (Wolves, Magic) -- plus Insights To Mediocrity. W/ @MoDakhil_NBA: Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4Tc7wZ…
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@SleeperWizards We had cooper, Gill, and branham playin real minutes to ensure a loss and still nearly took the dub lol
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Poor Washington Wizards fans, poor Trae Young, and poor us fans, cause the aprons are terrible... excitement killers.
It's a bad tax and ironic that CJ was a part of the deal lol.
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Hey @wizguyhere - ChatGPT picked you for the giveaway Kyshawn bobblehead!!
Will send you a DM in the morning to arrange pickup / shipping depending on where you live.
Congrats!! #ForTheDistrict
wizguy@wizguyhere
@SleeperWizards Plz lemme get one!
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SleeperWizards is in the building tonight and has secured the Kyshawn George bobblehead 😍 #ForTheDistrict
EDIT: SleeperWizards’ wife has declared that our house does not need two lol
GIVING AWAY our extra bobblehead to a follower who likes this tweet!!
Winner TBA tomorrow 👀
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We need to pour one out man damn
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Jeff Garcia, the voice of Sheen Estevez in ‘Jimmy Neutron’, has sadly passed away at the age of 50.
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@bartlebytaco If you don’t prefer Moe and Curly when you’re young you have no heart. If you don’t prefer Larry when you’re old, you have no brain.
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if you don't prefer john when you're young, you have no heart. and if you don't prefer paul when you're old, you have no brain
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