Will

Overhearing a workmate trying to describe to his partner that they've met me before: "...yes, that's right. The intense one."

From the future, the war against divs seems quaint. So much lecturing about the sinful lack of semantics... but the divs still won in the end. </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>

[feel good Inc voice] feel bad

really smugly, five minutes after i just learned it myself: you know toast used to just be regular bread right

Kids have been optimizing the calculator meta while I was gone

when someone confidently says "we need to rewrite the whole thing from scratch", what they mean is "i don't know how to read and navigate this". look for the person who tells you how to rewrite parts of it without breaking the running system. they'll be quiet and sound unsure

Extremely scattered today. Without my dopamine from my metaphorical Skinner boxes how am I supposed to function

The Human Rights Commission has found emergency housing "breaches the human rights of those living in it", on the same day the Government announces a reset for the beleaguered model. dlvr.it/SfGmrP

[crying at the genius bar] omg this can’t happen to me, i’m just a hot girl [tears stop, wicked smile, total change of affect like at the end of primal fear] who knows about consumer law

If programmers invented mathematics, they'd have added operators called "super-plus" and "super-minus" which is addition and subtraction but with higher precedence than multiplication, "for people who prefer it that way", and then spent three decades trying to remove them.

@BakeKater Depends what you’ll be using it for I think - I have a second-hand leaf and plenty of leaf opinions. My parents have a second-hand Nissan Note hybrid and seem to be really enjoying it.

Folks, I have finally watched the sixth episode of Andor, and have just one way to express myself:

INLAND EMPIRE - A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

HOW TO BUY A GOOD CASHMERE SWEATER 🧵 I want to address this comment left by someone in response to my Brick Watch Company tweet. It also gets into something I've been wanting to talk about: how to buy a good cashmere sweater.

Inky update: “big inky” hypothesis confirmed false

@MartinDoms Nah, The Settlement is only out that way I think. I’ll give Generator a look though, cheers!

Can anyone in Wellington recommend me a co-working space? Pref one that could handle me being on video calls on the regular.