Kerry Morris

@chrisdimino I was just typing a tweet about how Kirby was getting way too conservative with play calling…Wore out the backspace key…

it's not just getting the first down on the fake punt it's walking up your entire offensive mindset

@chrisdimino Oh to be young and have bones of rubber

Gunnar is going to need the Super-Sized bag of Epsom Salt after this one.

@JPLindsley Every time I watch one of those elaborate Chinese drone shows with thousands of drones I think I'm watching a military exercise that we do not have an answer for.

2/ Western militaries—trained for Iraq, Afghanistan, & “traditional” wars—are unprepared for the drone swarm battlefields of Ukraine. In their arrogance, they think Ukraine's situation is something they will never have to face. 🎥imagine if these 🇨🇳drones were armed 😱⤵️

1/ “My former unit would not last 48 hours out there.” That’s what a US Special Forces veteran said after seeing Ukraine’s front lines. Eighteen months later, dozens more ex-soldiers echo the same DIRE warning: The West is NOT ready. 🧵⤵️

Y’all need any passamenterie let me know and I’ll bring y’all back some

@janewells I’d feel better if you were wearing body armor and a Punisher face mask

I’ve come to fix everything.

Great. I love it when the AIs agree

I asked my friend Claude to play out what would happen if every single-party state got into the gerrymandering war. GOP gains 8-18 seats via gerrymander, Dems gain 6-12 via gerrymander. Net win of 2-10 seats for GOP. @grok , what do you think? claude.ai/public/artifac…

Citations: Pew Research Center (2022): Unauth Immigrant Population pewresearch.org FAIR (2025): Illegal Immigration Estimates fairus.org CIS (2024): Apportionment Impact cis.org Equal Representation Act (H.R. 7109) congress.gov

Estimates suggest ~18.6M unauthorized immigrants in 2025, impacting only 4–6 seats (e.g., CA-2/3, TX-1/2, FL-1). Losses hit both Democratic and Republican states, with a near-zero partisan swing. Even extreme gerrymandering or voter suppression might yield 10–15 seats

According to my conversation with @grok, even if there were ~18M illegal immigrants and all of them were counted in the last census and all were eliminate from this census, the total amount of seats impacted would be ~6.

I love that I missed the first half of a game between the Braves & Mets on a Friday night, but I already knew the Braves were winning because it’s Friday night and the Braves are playing the Mets

@Super70sSports Always wanted to see this guy and Rick Mahler in a beer drinking contest. Just look like a couple of dudes who could crush a few cans

Bob Horner always looked like he had two songs currently climbing the Billboard Country Hot 100.

@esaumccaulley Like this, but the alien squid people are political parties.

@HolyPostPodcast @esaumccaulley Loved @esaumccaulley ‘s take on Christians and politics. What if the political parties were not able to count on blind support from Christians? What if the parties actually had to earn votes instead of relying on fear and pandering to manipulate? Sign me up!

“Whoever wins the election, Christians are going to have a lot of work to do…we’re just waiting to see the shape of the battle." @esaumccaulley Episode 616 is out now!🙌

If you are looking for some productive ways to approach the dreaded 'politics and religion' conversations this Thanksgiving, might I recommend... amazon.com/Unchristian-Ch…

It is comforting to know that, no matter how crazy the world gets, I can still count on this: the Braves absolutely own the Mets espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

@DocJS @BravesOnBally @PeterMoylan Thanks for the clarification. I prefer Mini Maddog, but Maple Maddux is also excellent. Last time I saw this guy's face, I think it was on a milk carton. Def glad he's back.

@wkmorris @BravesOnBally @PeterMoylan If you didn't know that was the Maple Maddux AKA Michael Soroka...I'm not sure you're in the right thread...but please consider yourself informed and welcome to the team!

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