Kiersten 🍊

@abnoormality Me wondering if my door is locked when i haven't gone anywhere in several days

someone tell the little ocd gremlin in my mind that i can close my bedroom door and that i didn’t secretly turn my oven on in the last five minutes

@abnoormality The fact that your sister is writing college essays......... insane

why does editing my sister’s college essay feel so much more high stakes than anything i’ve ever submitted for myself

@DavidADC When I moved to Chicago I was so excited to be able to go to Wisconsin for cheese specifically

@DavidADC Seriously like why did i have to look up dorm addresses 😭

@abnoormality Haha gotcha, when i did reformer i just did barefeet but i can see how grippy socks would be good!

@wlabb oh i love pilates but i do reformer so it literally requires grip socks

going to grippy sock jail (pilates class)

(The gaslighting magician) This is your card

@abnoormality I fly into nj for xmas on the 20th 👀

when i have a percy jackson themed birthday then what

@fakeparisgeller Nooooooo

The Academy Is... playing Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) on So Much for (Tour) Dust is probably the closest I'll ever get to seeing Cobra Starship live again 🥲

@DavidADC Technically we averaged under 30k per day but yea it would have been nice to have that upper bound 🥲

@DavidADC you're so lucky normal ppl are in this challenge, during the two week one i did the second place guy had 312k steps so i ended up with 319k to win 😭

@fakeparisgeller No

@fakeparisgeller Could also be hyperextension

@fakeparisgeller I used to get the tightness behind the knee a lot when i was standing, it's usually related to tight and/or weak hamstrings and calves

@abnoormality Cameras brought: 5 Pictures later shared with others on the trip: 0 (check back in 5 years)

unfortunately because of who i am as a person, it’s five

not my mom asking how many cameras i’m bringing to australia

@fakeparisgeller You look great in dresses, my mom always talks about how flattering your outfits are on you

@abnoormality I support you but pls get it done professionally bc of your sensitive scalp

what if i went blonde who could stop me

@fakeparisgeller Orange is to cancel out blue, yellow cancels out purple

benedict lightwood in clockwork princess