William Neff

@InsideLucysHead Haha DISCRIMINATION shut ‘em down

The World's Best Ethnic Joke... An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, am Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Columbian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portugese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyztani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukranian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant. "I'm sorry," said the maître d', "But you can't come in here without a Thai."

Wisconsin native Dylan Moriarty and I throw together a few nuggets of wisdom from our years spent in climates where the upcoming major winter storm, which some folks are calling "snowmageddon," would simply be known as "Tuesday" wapo.st/4qDDDjY

Leafs want to cry and point fingers about their crap power play and yeah, that was hard to watch. But watching them make idiots of themselves in their own zone for three periods was an insult to the memory of #BorjeSalming and they oughta try worrying about that a little maybe

A few Second Empire baubles one way or another won't impinge too broadly on France's cultural heritage but I will rely on the @PoliceNationale to hound those bastards to hell for Empress Marie Louise's emerald wedding parure wapo.st/4o6BVGQ

It's a propitious start to the week when the first thing I see Monday morning is a space-efficient, properly zero-baselined @jduchneskie chart

@Dulles_Airport Yeah, actually pretty sure @SAS isn’t sitting there in Sweden assigning its own @Dulles_Airport gate. But we did eventually get in. (1 hr. 15 min. later, after an 8 1/2 hour flight). As the saying goes — thank you for your attention to this matter

@wneff We're sorry to hear about the long wait, William. We recommend you contact your airline for immediate assistance.

How bout it @Dulles_Airport you’ve had SAS 0925 sitting out here on the taxiway waiting for an arrival gate to open up for 45 goddamn minutes. Hey. Just whenever you’re good and ready. We’ll be here

We were privileged, during a recent visit to the @AmRevInstitute, to examine a first edition of the army training manual von Steuben created in collab with Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens. (This has been rebound over the centuries, of course, but it's the original book)

As @petulad writes, can't know for sure whether von Steuben really was gay. But the rumors were wrecking his career, which made him available as yet one more asymmetrical weapon George Washington could deploy to surprise the hell out of Europe. Free link wapo.st/3HMrXKh

Judging from the direction of her gaze, I'm gonna say Charles Keck's 1916 Agriculture Lady on #RodneySquare #WilmingtonDE is getting Industry Boy's message with that provocatively juxtaposed mallet

Papal conclaves haven't always been stately, orderly affairs like you're seeing in Rome now. The Post's Petula Dvorak details some of this ceremony's more shocking episodes in the latest Retropolis/One Minute collab. Gift link, so goditi questo regalo ! wapo.st/44ugV5Q

Unlike some other all-but-eradicated diseases we've inexplicably allowed to return, tuberculosis never really went away. Helping control it was just a way for the U.S. to be good world citizens. Not anymore, writes Dr. @lyndonhaviland thehill.com/opinion/health…

@risknc Demon core!!

New screwdriver holder

Saturday's @postsports front: "Great company"

For two decades, Alex Ovechkin has tormented NHL goalies with his one-timer. He beat Spencer Knight with it for goal No. 894 just last night. What makes his shot so unstoppable? "There’s really no words to explain it. It’s just an Ovi slap shot." washingtonpost.com/sports/interac…

Lots more to come, but here's our tracker as Ovechkin gets down to it, along with a briskly efficient @BaileyAJohnson_ analysis/summary of how we got to this point. You won't see another career like this one anytime soon. Free gift link, click away wapo.st/4bRzL8m

Tragic. Horrifying. And a very late night. Here's the live update feed, which isn't paywalled washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/…

Just damned unfortunate that folks decided to make hay in the country's booming "culture war" marketing campaign by attacking vaccines, of all things. CUNY scholar/public health expert Dr. @lyndonhaviland recommends a NEW campaign: Read the numbers, folks thehill.com/opinion/health…

My first chance to work with veteran Post science writer Carolyn Johnson, along with usual A-Team of Carson TerBush and Manuel Canales. Just hope that Grace Latimer, wherever she is, doesn't take that photo cutline personally. Gifting this, so click away! wapo.st/4eJnCCg

Tusk started out as a journalist with a degree in history. So this humor totally tracks politico.eu/article/donald…