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@DanteTheDon Wow, awesome. from a proud alumnus

Was not ready for Eric Church to deliver the best commencement speech I’ve ever heard. Six guitar strings. Six pillars of a life. Faith. Family. Spouse. Ambition. Community. You. Tune them when you’re whole, not just when you’re broken. Watch the whole thing.

@JeremyCorbell dude, put your suit on, we need ya! kinda big day IMHO

@AMAZlNGNATURE Dye doesn't distribute so perfectly/evenly....so my vote is Mother Nature! Absolutely gorgeous. Put an escort or security on that guy/gal!

An unusually orange snowy owl spotted in Michigan has left scientists puzzled over its rare coloring. Wildlife photographer Julie Maggert captured the bird, nicknamed “Rusty” by locals. While snowy owls are normally known for their white feathers, experts believe the owl’s unusual reddish-orange color may have been caused by dye, de-icing fluid, or a rare genetic mutation.

@LookItsAPodcast @CBSNews Heads! Well played sir. (love the use of that song in Hot Tub Time Machine)

@CBSNews (Record scratch) “Yeah, that’s me. You might be wondering, how did I get here”

A rabid beaver attacked an 8-year-old boy who was fishing with his family at Lake Henry in Mahwah, New Jersey, this weekend. Police say the boy was bitten in the leg after the animal exited the water and charged him on shore.

@stoolpresidente wow...i've apparently triggered the automated Portnoy sycophants and defense bots! lighten up, Francis. (p.s., the betting/gambling posts are worthless too)

@stoolpresidente you post too much DP. like you a lot but have to unfollow due to way too many stupid, irrelevant posts. fwiw, i like your posts on sports and pizza the most....not petty tiffs with randos or horseshit 99.9% of us don't care about. see you on the flipside brother!

Hey @jengoodman75 can you give me Ben’s at. I feel like we should be able to tweet at each other than hiding behind the Kathy Hochul account. Thanks

@TeamKatiePorter x.com/juliewattsTV/s… then there are the true colors shining through...

Katie's taken accountability. No man on this stage has.

@katieporterca x.com/juliewattsTV/s… Lest we forget the true colors...shining through. Buena suerte Cali!

Happy National Teacher Appreciation Day! As a law professor, former math teacher, and public school parent, I see firsthand the critical role teachers play in our kids’ lives and our communities. To our teachers changing lives across California: thank you. As Governor, I will have your back.

@Meatball5296191 ha! glad someone else caught that....wasn't sure i heard it. splendid quip mate!

King Charles: “Aren’t you lucky” in response to the standing ovation for congratulations for being independent, boss.

@UnleashedG23066 Just incredible. Can't stop watching.

"Ramble On" is 56 years old and Robert Plant just walked onto The Late Show and made it sound like he wrote it this morning.

@TheMasters The long shadow is MacIntyre being allowed to continue after the J-F, the finger <you know, the bird>, and slamming his club into the turf. You're better than this Augusta National Golf Club. Not a gentleman, not allowed.

Long shadows of the afternoon. #themasters

@ThePulseBrief Great perspective. Godspeed.

#BREAKING🚨: NASA just lost contact with Artemis II astronauts... Right now, something absolutely wild is happening in space and most people have NO idea. The Orion spacecraft — with four living, breathing humans inside — just disappeared behind the far side of the Moon. And when I say disappeared, I mean GONE. No phone calls. No text messages. No data streaming back to Houston. No heartbeat monitors beeping on a screen somewhere at NASA. Absolutely nothing. For roughly 40 minutes, four astronauts are more alone than any human being has ever been in the history of our species. They're on the far side of the Moon, surrounded by the kind of silence most of us will never comprehend. The only things keeping them alive are the systems on that spacecraft and the thousands of hours of training burned into their muscle memory. Think about that for a second. No one on this entire planet of 8 billion people can reach them. No one can warn them if something goes wrong. No one can talk them through a problem. They are utterly, completely, on their own. And this isn't new. This happened on EVERY single Apollo mission too. Every time astronauts swung behind the Moon, the world just… held its breath and waited. But here's the part that gets me every time. Within the hour, the signal comes back. A crackle of data. A blip on a screen. And then — contact. They made it. They're okay. And somehow, that silence makes the whole thing even more incredible. We really are out there.

@CENTCOM God bless all our sisters and brothers in uniform! Happy Easter. May the four winds blow you safely home.

@DaveFromIL @axs Exact same here. I just wanted to get some Cube/Snoop/Too Short tix for Red Rocks! Is that so wrong!!!?!!! AXS tech is laughably bad.

Dear @axs Why is your app/site such a piece of shit? Very first try this morning, I open the app, find an event, click to buy tickets, only to be greeted with this bullshit thinking I’m a bot? No browser, no VPN, no WiFi. Yet this happens CONSTANTLY. Fix your shit.

@EndWokeness @grok what is the source here?

Libs: You can't jail our way out of crime El Salvador: Hold my beer…

@HammerTimeLays @Mets Just get Enrico Pallazzo next for the anthem. I heard he's had trouble getting gigs.

Leave it to the Mets to mess up the national anthem on opening day

@OpenSnow the 26-27 season "super el nino" hype is building and we long for auspicious news/thoughts. help us OB1 <Joel>!

@COParksWildlife If trying to login to CPWshop.com using LastPass <likely other PW managers too>, it will not let you select a "Choose an Identifier". Logout of LastPass, clear cache, and it will let you buy your license(s). Just a tip that worked for me.

@TuckerCarlson Relax Pucker, it's just that pesky demon again.

When you discover the CIA has been reading your texts in order to frame you for a crime.

@xcelenergyco The PSPC map shows my Boulder home within the <likely> to be impacted area today for a shutoff. However, I have not received any email/text/call about it as was expected. So...??? Am I in or out!?! <fwiw, I did contact phone support and they didn't know>