“Lurch”

@RossyPrime No one cares about your tantrum

Who's with me?

@thecjsegment Beautiful 😻

Am I too fat to run shirtless?

@thedaywar90 This cut and paste image made the rounds months ago. You’re still circulating it?

I cannot believe that COSTCO, a family store where there are many children with their parents would allow this POS wear that shirt in the store. I will be contacting COSTCO CORPORATE later today. I know we, in the USA 🇺🇸, have freedom of speech but not hate speech or these kind of statements when in a public place. President Donald J. Trump should take action.

@KurtSummersXXX Your former employers didn’t push you as much. You’re very attractive. But I think you look better now. You’re aging very well my friend How do you know nobody wanted to see it?

I wonder why nobody really wanted to see my porn. the other guys around me became very wealthy from it. What did I do wrong?

@Matt_Pinner Who posts pics of people they don’t know? Creepy behavior

@notquitezennor It would be a privilege to have thr company of a fun guy

can this goofball take you to the movies?

@sharon_maas @missmommymolly @sola_chad That wasn’t it all. Why do you have to lie?

You must be young. If you grew up in the 60s 70s 80s 90s that was the entire feminist message: children are a burden, don't be your husband's servant, get a career, your brain will get rusty, you can have it all, career comes first, don't diminish yourself. Only in zhe last two decades has feminist conceded that some, many, women find childrearing fulfilling.

She bought the lies of feminism … had never held a baby before. After holding this precious child, in tears she proclaims she wants 8 babies of her own. Holding a baby is like a factory reset for women.

@KurtSummersXXX My chest hair went gray in my 30s but at 54 my head has very little grey

I used to be afraid of getting grey hairs. Y’know, getting old was scary when I was a twink. But they look fine. I feel fine. They are subtle right now and I think they look good. ☺️

@kirawontmiss I saw a child die of cancer… I thought how could a god allow that?

I genuinely can’t believe how anyone can see this and still think God isn’t real

@KurtSummersXXX What? Who’d be that stupid. I don’t know about your husband but you are extremely handsome and sexy

I have wanted to have a threesome with my husband, but every potential 3rd always flakes on us.

@SomaKazima2 @babyaphrodite04 They were already barred in practice. This is more about closing gaps and making the prohibition explicit.

THEY WERE ALLOWED BEFORE?!

@BillyQuinnXXX Adorable as always

Twitter really be nuking all my followers so here’s a post to keep my loyal ones remembering me

@FlaDogLover @ronsterd89 Explain why

@ronsterd89 If you wear pajamas any further than the curb while taking the trash out, you are what's wrong with America.

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@ronsterd89 Why are you taking pictures of strangers you creep

@Chris__X__ It’s a stupid thought because it’s not true you asshole

Maybe groceries are so expensive because 42 million people get theirs for free. Just a thought.

@AscendTrue Why? Jesus would rather you give that money to the poor not waste it on performative religion

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Los liberales están enloquecidos tras los rumores de que se planea construir una enorme estatua de Jesús, el Cristo de la Libertad, en el puerto de Nueva York para honrar la herencia cristiana de Estados Unidos. ¿Cuál es tu reacción?

@Ayesha878194473 @paperssil He’d ask hook ups to act younger and tell him they were younger…

@paperssil He was so hot ugh I hate how he turned out to actually be a pedo but the signs were there I guess... cause he was doing Collabs with newly fresh 18 year olds a lot

this diva spilled so bad

@thatsbullshit37 @CTWarriorMonkey @grtdane @Arrogance_0024 We profited from the war. We made money off killing people

@CTWarriorMonkey @grtdane @Arrogance_0024 Except that’s a fucking lie. America provided a fuck ton of weapons and industrial help to both the UK and soviets. They weren’t in a position to send enough troops for an invasion of Europe at that point so they helped how they could

Why did NATO allies follow Bush in Iraq but refuse to follow Trump in Iran? What exactly has changed? What is the "problem" now? Or should I rather say: WHO is the problem??

@GamewithDave Sid Meier’s Civilization

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@HistoryWJacob Is this a way to try to normalize men gave relations with young girls? History shows kids often had to grow up faster out of necessity, not because they were adults. modern age protections exist for a reason. Romanticizing the past ignores how much exploitation there was .

The concept of "teenager" is a modern invention. For most of human history, a boy of 13 was already a man, apprenticed in a trade or fighting in a war. George Washington was a professional surveyor at 16. Alexander Hamilton managed a trading company at 14. In medieval Europe, noble boys could be pages at 7 and squires by 14. In Rome, a boy put on the "toga of manhood" at 14. The idea that an 18 year-old is "still figuring things out" would have been incomprehensible to our ancestors. I believe this is why we think teenagers are so troubled. They are men and women stuck in a society that treats them as children. Of course they are going to "rebel". We should give them more responsibility and expect much more of them.