steve of norway

Anyway if I WERE a band I would have more bagpipes and shouting.

@RopesToInfinity *hollow laughter as I stand defeated at a desolate branch line in the rain*

Imagine thinking you actually have a wide choice of train companies available for the specific route you need to travel, at the specific times you need to get there

@MeLadyFreshness you're meant to feed them peas APPARENTLY

@dandouglas who told him that's what teeth look like? that's not dentistry, it's a splashback.

motherfucker looks like he’s running on unreal engine 3

@anton_labae I once thought and almost articulated this absolute masterpiece: "huh, that's kind of irresponsible that they've installed an up and a down escalator but only an up set of stairs" 🤔

dumbest you’ve ever felt? longboye mi goreng noodles annoy me so for years i would go over them with kitchen scissors a couple times when they were done, then one day i saw someone break the dry noodle cake in thirds before opening the packet and was like wh

@KamillaHannibal oooo I'm into that blazer especially

@dandouglas oh wait apparently they're shit now too, ignore me

looking to crowdsource a list of readily-available soft drinks that don’t fucking suck now, nothing imported or overly expensive or only sold in like one bar in peckham. so far i’ve got - regular coke - the “irreplaceable taste” vita lemon tea cartons sainsbury’s have - that’s it

all normal soft drinks taste like shit now, if i want my sugar hit i'm going to have to start exclusively buying ones called like 'old dandy's fizz' that are brewed in a shed in walthamstow and cost £4.50 a bottle

@dandouglas the san pellegrino cans with little hats on?

Thinking about rehab when the therapist had us go around the room saying “our favorite food” and “why we are here.” Everybody was like “my favorite food is pizza and my daughter walked in on me holding a knife to my own throat”

it was great. not annoying at all.

I mean, full driver eye contact with four people, started to turn in to the bus stop and then... "... nah. sike"

@arrivanorthwest any particular reason why the 10.08 352 would drive past four people waiting outside Wigan north western just now?

re: taxi thread, I don’t think men realise how trapped women feel by pressure to play nice. We don’t get same respect / attention men do, in anger. We either facilitate shit we don’t want to with strained friendliness, or assert ourselves & become a bitch who deserves aggression

A SHORT CONVERSATION WITH MY SON, AGE 5 AND SOME FRACTION "mummy, who's the best singer in the world?" "well that's a matter of taste, really. there are a few ways you could -" "I think it's probably me. look it up on google"

put bronski beat on that fuckin playlist

I'm also exactly as tall as I appear, I.e; unnecessarily so.

I'm much friendlier and slightly less like a Mercury prize-winning band than people expect.

which is weird because I think I'm REALLY FRIENDLY online.

@thenewbrunette I think I have those in green. I say "I have", I mean "I refuse to give my mum her pair back"