Chris Wood

@abbogayle That's hilarious, and thank you for your concern. Glad to hear you are well. Moved to Denver last year and loving it. You're still in Washington?

Haven't been on Twitter for awhile. Sitting around with friends complaining about businesses and thought we should rapid fire these out. Here they come:

Tim also: @FedEx Hint: in New York call don't leave packages in the stoop. #notevenaprotipjustatip

Tim says: @IKEAUSA $30 shipping is for delivery, not not delivery.

Addendum: Shouldn't need to be able to run a mile to make the flight I paid you for.

I say: Four out if five flights late, had to run three connections, missed taxis and hotels, no service on flights after running and rude staff, then lost my bag in the end. Worst airline ever @AmericanAir @AmeriAirSux

C. says: @AFCinc Billing errors two years later, fucking up my life, all people in need of urgent care stay away.

Thomas says: When I ask if my account is settled and you tell me that it is, then hit me with a $26 charge that fucks my credit score. @GetSpectrum God damn you.

Going on two weeks waiting for response from @3TCycling . Is anyone checking support emails over there?

@robsmallman More like what I didn't fix.

Misconception shattered, working on cars is way way way harder than working on bikes.

@JayDHoughton 15ft flags? How does that make sense? You wouldn't even be able to make it under some stop lights...on a bike...

@veloTIME Got me sorted. Thanks everyone!

@veloTIME Xpresso spring breaks in less than 6 months and no response to support emails, whats up with that?

PSA. Saying "I didn't even see you" is neither an appropriate apology nor explanation when you almost hit me with your car.

And our D1 men are on course #Collnats

On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642

Holy hell. I forgot what a great album Keasby Nights is.

@Heavylens jump it?