Chad “Geek Bar” Bradley

High school ex will be receiving a drunk text

Told myself I was gonna lock in today. Watched an entire season of my show instead. Fucking great job man.

Hammered with all the wife’s friends. Let’s just say I don’t want to go to the shitty bar they like. If you see me w a hot ahh girl at a shitty bar don’t fucking question me. Real shit.

Sometimes you go to a city and it’s like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere

Jj McCarthy I need some fucking improvements here man. You’re disappointing your son.

Took too much adderall time to drink brews and scream at referees who can’t hear me

Roommates (recently divorced) dad is sitting on our couch 4 cutwaters deep watching a romcom. Never met him until this exact moment. Do I go for a dap or just leave him be?

Why did chick fil an add a whole separate lane for mobile orders only??? This is not how any drive thru has ever worked and I embarrassed myself in front of the whole world!

Just saw two 210lb 6’3 phi mus. What happened to this country

The Rothschild family paid this uber to be as puke inducing as possible: I stood strong.

Uber driver try to not hit the sharpest turn ever while I’m hiccuping in the back: impossible challenge

When I’m getting home from work idc who is walking in the apartment building door. I’m pushing close door on the elevator and making eye contact as you desperately try to fob in before they close.

My wife’s so hot that I listen to lectures while I run. Yes, I will probably fail the exam. No, I didn’t fail a class that I’m retaking. Yes, I am getting ahead in life. No, you don’t work harder than me.

Interacting with coworkers in the bathroom is top 5 most uncomfortable interactions. Why aren’t they all just single person stalls? Why do I have to listen to my boss shit? Can this be fixed?

Insufferable people are extra insufferable when I play a very basic like “alt” ish song

Meeting the wife’s parents this weekend. Terrified doesn’t begin to describe it.

Just tell Micheal to have sex with my sandwich please

Rock that body! Cmon cmon rock your body! (I’m watching military edits)

Guys in front of me (much higher up in the company) are talking about how they have to wear a medium in Peter millar. Trying to not laugh because the BV melted my brain.

Ripped a major beer fart on the elevator. Saw a guy get on right after I got off. Sorry bud, you didn’t deserve to get caught in that crossfire.

Nirvana unplugged - where did you sleep last night Yes, women throw themselves at me. No, I don’t cheat on my wife. Simple as that.