Jake

All these boys in New York running around thinking they dressed like JFK, Jr when they REALLY dressed like Martha Stewart in 1993

just be handsome and careless

@SEAGamethetic GOOD FINALLY

BREAKING: CALL OF DUTY VIETNAM (PROJECT FOG OF WAR) JUST GOT LEAKED BY FORMER ACTIVISION EMPLOYEE AND FEATURES FULLY VOICE ACTORS FROM VIETNAM

i’m gonna be a cop aren’t I. After all these years I’m gonna end up a cop God has a sense of humor

Frank Sinatra playing with his dog Ringo. A bowl of cigarettes in the middle of the table. Back when we had a proper country. Palm Springs, 1965

It’s 2026 and I have no idea what any of the pills mean I don’t know what redpilling is or what bluepilling is or what blackpilling is but I’m pretty sure that whitepilling means indomitable optimism

When the riff comes back but slower and dirtier

I hate when they don’t get it. Like get my references stop taking what I say seriously

I’m cpr certified fuckers bring your choking babies to me

@ihateurocky If you delete every single contact and photo related to her, a week a month

how long does it take to heal from this shit?

@TheDefiantGhost I read this when it came out on fucking reddit of all places with like 10 likes and was like ohh I think I believe this dude

In 2023, an anonymous 4chan user claimed that he has intimate knowledge of what the U.S. knew about UFOs up until 2021.

I’ve mentioned watching Stern late night on E! before, but I’ve not given Dave Attell his flowers yet — Insomniac used to run all night on Comedy Central and it got me through many a tough evening

There’s something about a soulless job that makes you crave mindless entertainment, and that’s the combination that slowly kills you

It’s actually completely safe because that exploding engine you’re currently dealing with outside the window? It’s rare, it almost never happens except right now. So statistically it’s safe

@stuff1eee You’re so lucky to have this picture of it!

pic of my grandpa, september 23 1999, after hearing i had arrived on earth. feel so lucky to have felt his love.

[female tik tok AI voiceover] G.I., your government has abandoned you. They have ordered you to die.

@MoTownPhenom treat*

@MoTownPhenom And niko price didn’t even get an interview let alone a sendoff package for his retirement, dana white is evil. you’re not the only one to get spat on by that business, they treats fighters like animals and don’t even hide their disdain for you guys

I beat Chiesa in his most high profile fight in the first round. He got a hero’s send off in the UFC, fought another retiring fighter in his hometown, mom wife everybody there to watch his life story. My last fight in UFC was on the prelim of an Apex Card during Covid against an undefeated up and coming Russian. Chiesa tried to fight me in the locker room before the fight I didn’t say a word. Cold game fam

when I thought I knew everything and had a roster of women and money and life was going perfectly and my confidence was through the roof is when I had a vision where an angel just looked me in the face with eyes like lightning and I cried for a week and was humble ever since

@hermittoday holy techno this might be my calling

lots of dark techno out there. some of it nihilistic even. but who’s making the sacred ritualistic variety? light techno? holy techno?