joss

twitter is the diary i’ve never been caught with

mind if i show you my fish?

MY LIFE ISN'T INSTAGRAMMABLE, HOWEVER, IT IS TWITTERABLE.

i’m just a voodoo witch you will never forget me like literally

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

Youre telling me a flea runs this market

attack on titan is overrated

i wish to be filled with this much whimsy

just thinking about my boss sports betting instead of posting the schedule for tomorrow

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

shoo. go on. get. go on get. shoo

honestly Fuck bedtime

fatty @realDonaldTrump

I LOVE MARVIN GAYES MUSIC THERE I SAID IT hope i can be loved the same

ill block a bitch on ABCmouse

can i come over and just do this

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

no

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail