Ashley Bits 🔜 Spotlight Series London

I commited several felonies in 2011 and they never found out that it was me please don't tell anyone fuck oh fuck here's my Fblthps fuck oh fuck oh no fuck oh fuck

@AttackOnCards She did

@ashleybits Already working on my "Did she cheat?" video 😏

BREAKING: ASHLEY BITS IS YOUR #PTSOS CHAMPION! "I don't know how this happened, I'm not even in Vegas, could you get out of my house now?"

@Mengu09 Cya in london!!

Landed in Europe! Vegas was a great time, London 🇬🇧 is up next for the Spotlight Series commentary this weekend! 👋

@IslandGoSAMe This legend went 8-0 and decided to drop so other players can have a chance 🥹❤️ HUMBLE GOAT

@TooManyTreasons Brb moving to a safehouse

@ashleybits I'm putting together a crew to heist the Morbs

Mail Day 🥰

Greatest Game Of All Time

A shout out to any Romanian followers I might have - this one's for you:

@tony_reine Hype moments and aura

@ashleybits Why?

Never forget #BeatMrBeast

@masoneclark Source

Millennials and Gen Z are preferring vintage cube drafts instead of having sex.

@fireshoes The aura is coming through the screen

@LBBLMTGO Don't tag me with this shit.

+22K annual salary in one month for what? Destruction of the best card game ever in the shortest possible time? SHAME, you can't even comment on the post because you'll get banned! @fireshoes

It’s no secret that World of Warcraft and Magic: The Gathering go hand in hand… so we’re taking it a step further On Friday 8th May from 7PM, we’re taking over the lobby at the Moxy London Stratford🎉 Ever wondered what a raid looks like in MTG? We’ve got you covered with SPECS FUNHOUSE, a 3v1 Archenemy Commander showdown with MTGSpecs where you’ll team up to take on Marina and her haunted house… and yes, beating it earns you some very nice loot 🏆 We’re also bringing the mental mind magic of DanDan Magic’s own Daniel Cane will be hosting duels of classic blue magic featuring everyone’s favourite Koi fish 🐟 And that’s not all… For LFG attendees, you’ll get the chance to meet, chat with, and get your cards signed (free!) by TWO MTG artists 🎨 • Leon Tukker (Cityscape Leveler, Fountain Port) • Xabi Gaztelua (Twinflame Tyrant, Cori Steel Cutter) They’ll even be jumping into Commander games with you Plus we’re bringing along a bunch of MTG creators, a Cube, and plenty of chances to hang out, play games, and vibe all evening 🎲

@sormiltcg @caro_irl Banger

@caro_irl The color blue is white peoples’ unfunny balatro ngl

whether you're gay, straight, or bisexual, there's one thing that we all have in common: blue player

Waste of time compared to a Vintage Cube League

Bro really thought it couldn't get crazier than this 😭

@efillysux Nietzsche spoke of this

pauper

@AltarGhxst No, thats genuinely something so dumb that only pokemon scalpers could make it happen

@ashleybits Are you doing the kubuto king bit where you try to inflate the price of this card lmaooo