Ashley Bits 🔜 MC HAMSTERDAMN

When your kid comes out as Trans but you catch her playing VR Chat instead of grinding MTG tournaments

@stillman_steve @paupergeddon @toriofthevast TRUE

@ashleybits @paupergeddon @toriofthevast we need to go next year

The American MTG Mind could never comprehend the On-Site Paupergeddon Bar

@IslandGoSAMe You deserve to live btw

it’s my birthday im now 26 and cooked washed unc etc :) i am gods favorite gamer and i will win PT amsterdam good luck everyone else i love my friends and i love magic

@MorganFussell @paupergeddon Lovely meeting you man

@ashleybits @paupergeddon Best place in the world. Was nice to meet you! Sorry about what they put you through... 😂

@mrmeech1707 @paupergeddon Saved a pic of the menu lol About 9 usd for a beer, but if you bring the cup back for a refill it went down to 7

@ashleybits @paupergeddon How much were the drinks? Because I could imagine a bar at a convention, but they'd sell $17 beers.

@Ashlizzlle_ Cya!!

Good morning and happy Magic Con week!!! Here's my schedule for the convention, hoping to meet some of you at the meet & greet 🫶

@jakoboffline @IslandGoSAMe what did you do

a PT testing house makes you sympathize with the kids in Lord of the Flies

@FoxxieLaLune AND SERVED ON-SITE

@FoxxieLaLune You might wanna sit down for this but gin and tonics are 6$ at european events....

I play yugioh not magic but I would never date someone without the humility to drop from an event 😌

@Starcloud01 I mean yeah I'm a catch

@ashleybits Everyones love of their life is ashleybits???

the love of your life is not on a dating app they're going 0-8 at a Pauper Tournament

@Dork4Short This was 2 showers ago 😭

If there are no @ashleybits haters left in the world, then I have surely died.

@NervaMTG @Dork4Short and I have never been seen in the same room together btw

I thought this was an @ashleybits tweet

@TolarianCollege Somewhere at TCC HQ

@ashleybits I'd be happy to, but apparently ever Tolarian Terror in existence is not signed by me.

So who am I seeing at Amsterdam? Seriously, I am so excited to attend my first #MCAmsterdam and meet so many Magic: The Gathering players! My meet and greet times are below! Can't wait to see you there! Magic Meet & Greets Fri, Jul 17: 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM Sat, Jul 18, 1:30 PM - 3:00 PM #sponsored

When my girl's talking bout some "aftercare" but the GC got six '👍' for Vintage Cube

@ChefGreginald Awww my steak is too well seasoned awwww

@ashleybits Hate that my partner sent me this tweet

how long after sex is it appropriate to open Magic Arena?

A Magic Player in 2015 could pull out the Tarmogoyf Dice and INSTANTLY Take your Bitch 😭🙏