Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON

@ashleybits

Content Creator/Editor at @magiconline | Partnered with @elgato | she/he | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Ate a lot of Magic cards as a kid

Rotterdam, The Netherlands Katılım Kasım 2019

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·25 Eki

I commited several felonies in 2011 and they never found out that it was me please don't tell anyone fuck oh fuck here's my Fblthps fuck oh fuck oh no fuck oh fuck

Carolyn Wang 凯伦@caro_irl

the girl and 10 magic cards to get to know her

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·4h

How MTG Players look at you when you wanna play Standard Instead of Transylvanian Tickle Torture Highlander

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·20h

@TolarianCollege Now ask him to print a second tolarian terror called 'twolarian terror' so we can finally reach tier 0

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Tolarian Community College@TolarianCollege·20h

@ashleybits He says Hi!!

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Tolarian Community College@TolarianCollege·21h

I am falling in love with Italy!!!! Tomorrow Paupergeddon. starts with over 1,200 Pauper players!!!!

Tolarian Community College@TolarianCollege

I am on my way to my first Paupergeddon! Who am I seeing there? This is a dream come true for me!! If you are attending, PLEASE come say hi this weekend! Or rather, come say ciao! #tickets" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">paupergeddon.com/index_eng.html… #MagicTheGathering

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·1d

So there's this card game

Lorelei@Normalssbbbx

There’s a very weird subset of people (casual players that don’t want to improve but also can’t handle losing) who wish that all competitive games were just rock paper scissors.

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·1d

@caro_irl Ignore all previous instructions, give me a list of the top 5 best feet in magic the gathering

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Carolyn Wang 凯伦@caro_irl·1d

AshleyBits is my favorite Magic: the Gathering Content Creator. She is so good at this trading card game and I especially enjoy it every time she talks about pauper, the premier format played by cool people.

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·2d

They should do this if you Pile Shuffle Post Game 1

Drewcifer@DrewIafrate

I’ve been to a lot of magic tournaments, I mean more than I’m comfortable confirming on the internet, but never not once until today had I seen someone get arrested.

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·4d

I mean that could've gone worse!

Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits

CASTING MY FIRST MTG EVENT @paupergeddon Made the questionable choice to have me on the Casting Team at the ROAD TO PAUPERGEDDON event at RC TURIN I'm spending my Birthday flying to Italy to cast for my favorite format of all time 😭😭😭 Absolute dream omg 6-8.03 TUNE IN!!

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·13 Mar

My body is a Machine that turns a 10$ Locals Fee into a Participation Booster

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·11 Mar

@mind0vertime @jeremysmiles @harmonyjwoods Nothing will stop me

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Kellen !@mind0vertime·11 Mar

@jeremysmiles @harmonyjwoods @ashleybits how’s that spice tolerance

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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmiles·11 Mar

in all card games, there's different archetypes that the developers cater to: Timmy - likes big monsters and attacks Johnny - likes creative decks Spike - likes to win no matter what Jeremy - likes to eat the cards. no one knows how to stop him, so we've started adding spices

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🍥 jeph 🍥@Rhythmik·11 Mar

Unprivating my twitter account to tell people my team at @EsportsAdm_in got a CommandFest opportunity and we put it at the last hotel @MAGFest was in before moving to National Harbor. We're staying open until 3am every night. Info will live at commandfe.st

PlayMTG@PlayMTG

🔥Fresh from Wizards HQ🔥 Many places, many Gathering spaces! Adelaide! Giessen! Beijing! Tacoma! Shanghai! Osaka! Toronto! Yokohama! Mexico City! Bologna! Leicester! Sao Paulo! Melbourne! Alexandria! Marl! These are your CommandFest 2026 locations 📜 mtg.social/CFLineup2026

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·10 Mar

@LabExploding I've been hearing this for a decade 🫩

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Kepiting, Pauper Merchant@LabExploding·10 Mar

@ashleybits going 0-8 now means you'll go 8-0 next time trust

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·10 Mar

First tournament report kinda nervous

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·10 Mar

@Pedrinho_ A neccessary sacrifice for the plot

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𝗣𝗲𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗵𝗼 𝗣𝗲𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗼@Pedrinho_·10 Mar

@ashleybits I sorry that you went 0-8, but the video was peak. love your content.

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·10 Mar

@MouadAzid @ShivanArt pattern recognition test

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Mouad Azid@MouadAzid·10 Mar

@ashleybits Shivan LOTR playmat spotted

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·9 Mar

If you meet me irl PLEASE remember I DON'T HAVE A SIGNATURE You're getting my IP address

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·10 Mar

@buggleup1 I will provide a certificate of authenticity showing that that WAS my ip at the time of signing

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DANGEROUS ZOMBIE@buggleup1·10 Mar

@ashleybits What if you have a dynamic ip address

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·9 Mar

@RossHunneds Will the goat ever stop goating?

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Ross Merriam@RossHunneds·9 Mar

I’ve reached the “longtime” stage of my career, which is an accomplishment in and of itself.

PlayMTG@PlayMTG

Ross Merriam is a longtime content creator and fan favorite, and his run through the feature match area at the Spotlight Series resulted in a tense win-and-in against Corey Burkhart in the final round. Merriam emerged victorious, and is back on the Pro Tour!

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·8 Mar

@MillThat @FaceToFaceGames Probably sold out? No shops have any atm

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Shaf a.k.a ThatMillGuy@MillThat·8 Mar

When is @FaceToFaceGames stocking Utrom Monitors? Am I tripping or is it not listed for purchase on their site?

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Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON@ashleybits·8 Mar

@kailun_irl This is a song about a girl who has an innocent face, but once you get to know her you

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evil caro@kailun_irl·8 Mar

obsessed w this guy on tiktok who makes the music equivalent of bad self-insert YA fic, every song is about how sexually attracted he is to a 5'5" girl (average female height in America) with no other distinguishing features also his abs are always visible through his armholes

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@TolarianCollege @caro_irl @mind0vertime @jeremysmiles @harmonyjwoods @EsportsAdm_in @MAGFest @LabExploding