Neil Ridley

#Ferrari doing everything to destroy their drivers’ race. Every single time. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Its return and exchange policy seems to take influence from Schrödinger's cat: to ascertain if an item will work, you need to open the packaging. However, do that and you can’t return or exchange the item. An £89 scam on a @rodemics wireless mic I can’t use. @Argos_Online

In all my years of ordering things online I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a more unprofessional and unusable customer service experience than @Argos_Online - it’s utterly appalling.

Come and join me on Bluesky if you like. bsky.app/profile/neilri…

The perfect stocking filler/secret santa/present for the person who has everything has arrived... Behold, THE CRISP SOMMELIER, the ultimate and invaluable guide to pairing drinks with crisps: waterstones.com/book/the-crisp… @worldofspirits

@pieminister - well this was disappointing. Need to sort your selection process out… not so handy, this pie.

@hm - can you just employ someone at the ‘self service’ tills to sort this stuff out… better still, have some actual tills. Remember them? the tag didn’t set off your own alarms. I now have to get back in the car to return to the shop.

Hey! My new book, The Crisp Sommelier is finally out! It f you want to know which drink pairs best with your Monster Munch, Skips Truffle crisp, or which crisp to chose for your Malbec, Martini or pint of Mild - this is for you! amzn.eu/d/cFACOh0

New book due soon from Neil Ridley @worldofspirits The Crisps Sommelier Divided into sections including Wine, Beer and Cider, Spirits and Cocktails, and Non-alcoholic, each Crisp pairing profile includes tasting notes, humor and other unique pairings bloomsbury.com/uk/crisp-somme…

@StuartMaconie @themarkrad gentlemen: I have a new book coming out that you may be interested in! Yours, crispily, Neil x

The Crisp Sommelier is coming!! Click on the link for more info and preorder details… m.shortstack.page/BmwxpB @BloomsburyBooks @BloomsburyCooks

Penny Mordaunt says the Conservatives are the party for defence. There is no defence for this. #BBCDebate

BrewDogs owner hanging out at Nigel Farage’s 60th is just another on the long list reasons not to drink BrewDog.

@Brighterdayvnl Mate, this is awful, but don’t let them wear you down. The small-minded, petty arseholes cannot be allowed to succeed in life. You’re a legend and we all support you!! ❤️❤️👏👏🙌

Someone is sabotaging Brighter Day. I've been in two minds on whether to post this, but I'm out of options? Someone keeps raising false complaints on my business profile & adverts on Google, so they're removed. No calls with collections to buy means no stock to sell.

There better be a refund for this utter shitshow. @DAZNBoxing

@DAZNBoxing we wait the whole evening for the main fight and you screw up the audio. Useless. #Dazn #audio

60 Second Cocktails X @flordecana Rum Collaboration! We’ve partnered up with this sustainable rum brand to create 6 awesome cocktails to try this Christmas. Visit @sixtysecondcocktails" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@sixtysecondco… to see the videos!

@Brighterdayvnl @DeanHoner Thanks for the post mate! Such a fun record to put together!! Glad you liked it!!

My bud Neil @worldofspirits & @DeanHoner are The Fire Eaters. The Hot Sauce Experience is a heady mix of lounge, rock and experimental electronica; and is released to accompany their book about, of course, Hot Sauces. Tasty... wait a minute... oh... 🥵 thefireeaters.bandcamp.com/album/the-hot-…