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@TAdventurousoul And charge £50 for the squiggle.

Everything’s normal until the doctor picks up the pen 😂

@EzzyMUFC Many years ago, over 40, 45? I got to watch my fave team (MUFC) in the FA Cup at Colchester standing in the Colchester stands. I’ve also been in opposition areas for other matches. Twas ever thus, though how a Liverpool fan managed to get tickets for the MU area beats me.

This liverpool fan really tried to sneak into the Stretford end, in a liverpool jersey😭

@BrianSuttererMD He does make it look easy!

Serious question for the elite runners - do his legs even hurt? What’s he feeling physically down the stretch?

@millie_the_minx Digestives, with or without chocolate, have to be McVities.

Which groceries do you feel like you would never skimp on? I happily use supermarket own brand for most things, but I've noticed I only really enjoy a cuppa if it's Yorkshire gold, and I'm fussy about eggs, chocolate & coffee

@rennaestubbs @Extra_brains Lewis Hamilton - who sits in a car and lets it do the work for him - at 34 is the biggest error imo.

@Extra_brains Pete ahead of Rafa and Novak is LAUGHABLE!

Top 100 Greatest Athletes of All Time 1. 🇺🇸 Michael Jordan 🏀 2. 🇺🇸 Muhammad Ali 🥊 3. 🇺🇸 Babe Ruth ⚾ 4. 🇺🇸 Michael Phelps 🏊 5. 🇧🇷 Pelé ⚽ 6. 🇨🇦 Wayne Gretzky 🏒 7. 🇺🇸 Serena Williams 🎾 8. 🇦🇺 Don Bradman 🏏 9. 🇯🇲 Usain Bolt 🏃 10. 🇺🇸 Jim Thorpe 🏈🏃⚾ 11. 🇺🇸 Simone Biles 🤸

@RebaTruth1 @GovTimWalz You may well have a President who speaks up for traditional Christian views such as those on abortion and transgenderism, but he has also started a war which has resulted in massive bloodshed of innocents, especially children; supported another nation similarly and lied globally

This is absolutely heartbreaking. Gwen and I are sending our deepest condolences to the friends and family of Jessi Pierce and her children. kare11.com/article/news/l…

@RebaTruth1 @GovTimWalz Indeed I have. I am a committed, born again Christian. I know that genuine Christians are in all parties across the political spectrum. I agree that some views are against God’s law, but those views are not exclusive to Democrats. Ctd

@TheTennisTalker @British_Airways This happened to us last year. It resulted in me almost having a breakdown in the airport. I reckon that’s why we got an upgrade though!

Hi @British_Airways is there a problem with your app ? i am checked in but your website and APP do not allow me to view or download my boarding pass? What is the point?

@poleris_writes Dates often have very tiny, almost microscopic creatures in them. Not eaten any since my daughter showed me one wriggling around. I’d have been better off not knowing.

Gee I wonder why no one wants to buy them, even for pennies, sure is a mystery to me

@TheTennisTalker They are unusual spellings.

When you ask Lisa Nandy to spell the names of the Team GB Winter Olympics Gold Medalists So far she got Tabby Stoecker and Charlotte Bankes wrong ....... She is only the Secretary for Culture, Media and SPORT Shocking

@Bobby_Seagull Happy Birthday! Your age was my room number in my first year at uni. My husband knew I’d be the answer to everything! You don’t look it though! Well done.

It’s my birthday! 🥳🎂 I’m definitely smiling more than 5-year-old Bobby did in his sassy "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" jeans! 🐢👖 Thank you for all the love & support across all my endeavours. Means the world! ❤️ The Birthday Challenge: Can you calculate my age using the clues below? 👇🔢 Clues: 1) Sum of 1st, 4th, 5th square number 2)  In the periodic table, the atomic number of Molybdenum 3) Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy #Birthday #Quiz #Clues #Puzzle #Age

@Sturgeworld Similar with my 94yo mum so my answer to your question is never. Sorry.

@floboflo I thank anyone who performs a service for me. I was always amazed though at the number of parents who would pick up their children whom I had been looking after for a week on residential, so day and night care, and never murmured any gratitude. That is frankly, rude.

Why do people say thanks to the bus driver? He's only doing his job. You wouldn't thank a waiter for bringing your food, a doctor for getting a crayon out of your nose or a fireman for rescuing you when you get your head stuck in railings again. I certainly didn't.

@AntiTrumpCanada @grok is this real or AI?

It defies logic, reason and several known laws of nature that this fucking moron was elected not once, but twice. Allegedly.

@_we_love_food Meeeeeeeeee!

Ever met anyone who actually likes Brussel Sprouts?

@jacquel68598331 @Wimbledon Bold! I’ll join you on that.

@Wimbledon I wont get a ticket in the ballot for the umpteenth time

What is your one bold prediction for The Championships 2026? 🌱

@lippyent Yes. And yes. When you get older, you need all the help you can get threading a needle.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@oelma__ Frequently.

Have you ever worked over 60 hours a week..