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fighting with my gf adding "kappapenis" to all my sarcastic statements so she is aware they are sarcastic like it's a tone indicator

I remember back when Kai and I were good buds and he made me laugh so hard I chortled and I told him he should start live streaming lol @KaiCenat

just prefaced an email to my professor, whose name is Pedro, with "Hi Pedo!"

fortnite squads with the holy Trinity or 30 minutes with Michelle Obama

@exstasiae Die for baseball

today I played softball with Geese band NYC and Cameron Winter tried to bunt off me 🖕🏻

@jumpoutahouse needed to mad lib a tweet and figured Bushwick was a good baseline

local Bushwick store owner stuns as new salvaged denim matcha hits the market hard

@kpmo3 the American Socialist Golden Corral Caliphate

if Susie collins gets re-elected this state must be liberated by Zohran/Angus King. God bless the socialist-neoliberal alliance.

@TrickAIM been watching this tweet for the last 5 minutes getting mad just to feel something

Average immortal 2 peak player in my ear

@satelliteval_ ur so good satellite i wish i played like u

ready for 2025

12 hours later and this is verified world record by over 16 seconds ggs

I'm like the lil b of twitter #TYBG

TikTok Legend "Teriyaki Papi" has returned to drop a short film after his 4 year hiatus

MAKE IT FOREVER first video in well over a year. support appreciated. full in replies #valorant #ownage #gamer

one in a million is insulting frankly, I'm closer to one in eight billion

@retrcce @d0llb0n3s

@d0llb0n3s HI GUYS THATS ME GUYS HI FUNNY SEEINF U ALL HERE

i miss my bf :(

@playboikhxoz he gets infinitely funnier when you realize how mediocre he is at fighting games

i wish lowtiergod was a good person bruh hes deadass top 5 funniest niggas oat

@retrcce @doodle898 @uguyzidzktxkkfk you called?

@doodle898 @uguyzidzktxkkfk freddyesque reply