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Mike Smith

@wpg_msmith

I'm that guy that everyone talks about in hushed voices. The dude who knows some stuff and is manly enough to wear Tigger boxers on his head.

Winnipeg, Canada Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Mike Smith
Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@deesnider Peter Gabriel during his Genesis tenure is another good example.
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Action Retro
Action Retro@ActionRetro1·
I'm looking for an old-school conversion van. Have one for sale or trade? Will be used for shenanigans.
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Mike Smith
Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@DammitBits I worked in a call centre back in the late 90s and had a co-worker with an eyebrow piercing. He had to put a bandage over his eyebrow for every shift.
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Dammit Bits@DammitBits·
I’ve had my nose pierced since I was 17 and visible tattoos since I was 18. I’m 50 and never had a problem at any workplace except for The Body Shop at the Serramonte Mall in 1997. I quit because they demanded that I take out my nose ring.
Rene🧚🫧@sheisafairyyy

I can't wait for Gen Z’s to completely take over professional spaces and redefine competency separately from appearances and identity norms. Like yes my doctor has her nose pierced and she's great at her job.

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Mike Smith
Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@Whatevah_Amy I'll need to remember to clear out the SUV in order to fit yard sale stuff into it.
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Whatever_Amy
Whatever_Amy@Whatevah_Amy·
Welcome to your 40s. You are fucking psyched about the town-wide yard sale.
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Chris Hadfield
Chris Hadfield@Cmdr_Hadfield·
@mickeysplasht Yes - there's nowhere for the heat to go. So we coldsoak the vehicle before reentry and wear temp-controlled spacesuits. That gives us lots of time before it gets too hot inside - by then we're through and down into the cool upper atmosphere. Like jumping through a ring of fire.
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mick gzowski@mickeysplasht·
Hey @Cmdr_Hadfield! Does it get warmer inside a vehicle re-entering Earth’s atmosphere?
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Marie-Claude Bourbonnais@mcbourbonnais1·
Have you ever looked back at some of your previous work thinking to yourself 'Wow. I was really bad at the time'? 😆🤣
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pooperoni
pooperoni@p00psterp00p·
whenever I'm on my horse in crimson desert and I accidentally run someone over, I apologize out loud sorry.. sorry.. oops sorry. sooooryyyy
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Mike Smith
Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@thehazelmae I fear that he's doing that so that he can reveal that he's a Yankees fan and not a Blue Jays fan. 🤣
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Hazel Mae
Hazel Mae@thehazelmae·
Teenage son: Happy Birthday, mommy Me: Thanks, honey. Teenage son: For your birthday gift, I think we should go see the new Super Mario movie. Me: 🤔
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William Shatner
William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
Hey @NASA 🤔 Did you tell the #ArtemisII crew to jiggle the handle? 👉🏻🚽 That usually works for me. 🤷🏼😉
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Mike Smith
Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@SarahMillican75 My wife and I watched Late Bloomer this evening and it was hilarious. 🤣
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Sarah Millican@SarahMillican75·
Of course I came to Times Square to look at my massive billboard. But I am still anxious and a bit shy and don’t like drawing attention to myself. Watch how it went. Then watch Late Bloomer on Netflix. Please and Thank you. She may have bloomed late but she bloomed well.
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Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@Wpg_Goldeyes I did some more thinking... -Batters should be renamed to swatters -Have the 7th inning swat, instead of stretch -Sell foam mosquito headgear -Mosquito coil toss competition between innings 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟
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Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@Wpg_Goldeyes I think you should do a giveaway for the first 5000 fans...a free can of Off! 🤣
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Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@Glitter_Pigeon I actually watched it when it was in the theater. I was young and dumb. 😬
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Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@ProfGinger I'm still waiting for all the snow to melt away. 🤣
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Mike Smith@wpg_msmith·
@Wpg_Goldeyes I think the team's new official song should be a rerecording of Carl Douglas' "Kung Fu Fighting" as "Mosquito Biting". "Everybody was Mosquito Biting. They were fast as lightning." 🤣🦟🎶 #AprilFools
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