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@TaraBull There you go! This is what they will do. This is who they are! They are not socialists or Marxists. They are full blown Communists! They will do this to anyone who disagrees with them. Keep reposting this post(s) and show the world their true face

@ArmaLite15OU812 Can fit that big car into much smaller spaces when you park it on its side.

Woods faces misdemeanor DUI charges and will be held in the Martin County Jail for at least eight hours.

Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash on Jupiter Island today in Florida less than 2 weeks before Masters. He might need to start taking Ubers🥹

@PGATUOR Yeah but remember Tom Cruise in the Nascar movie racing to the dinner with their boss???

Tiger Woods and Scottie Scheffler will allegedly be sharing an Uber to this year’s Masters Champions Dinner, per sources.

@gotrice2024 Appropriate? Yes If an true emergency had been called in they would have deferred to it. But as a rule the FDs get called to help people get off of the floor and many other things. 2-3 firemen would have it stacked up again in 2 minutes. They are good men.

This woman was awoken to a loud crash, she ran down stairs and saw that the dryer fell off of the washer. She’s here alone and tried to pick it back up but it’s just too heavy. The only thing she could think of is to call 9-1-1. The police and fire department came out and was able to help her put it back. She’s being heavily criticized for calling an emergency line for what they consider a non emergency. But if you are a woman living alone with nobody to help you when something like this happens, was it appropriate for her to call 9-1-1?

Probably pain medication. Still falls under DUI

This needs to change

@sciencegirl He's on the Forest Service payroll. Paid in jelly sandwiches

Alaskan bear corrects a fallen roadside cone

@GladYuengling And Arby's sandwiches used to be piled high. Now the bread is thicker than the meat and costs more

Is roast beef better than no meat? Arby's for lunch. No top bun.

@WorkElizab I think it is part of a trace for a horse drawn buggy

I’m Positive You Will Not Know What This ls. If you really know this then you must be old!

Legendary RnR 🤘🏻🤘🏻lead guitarist Pete Townshend on @springsteen !

@RandPaul I don't know Rand, why haven't you done anything about this heretofore?

It took one week and an AI detection system to flag 70 suspected fraudulent Medicaid providers in Los Angeles. The real question is why the federal government went decades without bothering to look. foxnews.com/politics/jd-va…

Re: reader context----It doesn't make this any less true.

@BuckSexton Nah, I'm betting it was excess pain meds. He blew 0.0 and then refused to take a urine test.

Looks like Tiger was in the drink

@HandyGingerGal Guys, when your friends consider marriage make them sit down and watch this first! A quiet angry woman is a time bomb!

🤣🤣🤣 I needed this today

@FightWithMemes I'll bet she's single now and that her husband cheated on her

She's thinking 1000 moves ahead.

@ClayTravis Another one for the "And she seemed so nice" column!!

Thanks for the message, Sherry, you make some really compelling points. Appreciate you being a fan.

@RobertaFresque2 It only works if you can pull your pants leg up high enough to access it. Gonna have to wear 'Dad jeans' with lottsa slack in them

Have you ever considered a boot holster Or do you have one & what are your thoughts do you like it ???🤔

@end3of6days9 They probably stole them from Mom too

This couple struts into the shop with two bars — what they swear is 20 ounces (10 oz each) of “white gold.” He wants $10k per bar. Buyer asks, “Who told you these are white gold?” Guy: “My mom.” Buyer calmly points at the stamp: “Fine silver… 999 fine silver.” Guy: “Where are the ones that say white gold on them?” 😂 Of course the woman jumps in: “We want to talk to the manager!” (Spoiler: he is the manager) because “obviously you don’t know.” Buyer mic-drop: “You’re right, maybe I don’t know how to read… cuz it says .999 fine silver.” After a 3-hour drive thinking they’d walk out with $20k… they leave with $608 😭 Moral of the story: always read the stamp before you trust Mom’s appraisal.

@Oceanbreeze473 It is his kid, but its also his money to do with as he pleases

Too far? It is his kid after all.

@LibOrNormal She seemed so nice.......

Best screenshot wins😜🤪🤣🤣

@MikeBales Liquor stores